i think my point is clear enough to those claiming to be in possession of visual materials of a pornographic nature from when i was just 16 and 17 years old.

I didn't know/forgot they existed ...

That guy is called Long Dong Silver and his penis was only 12 inches long in real life. 

it was so thin that boyfriend suggests his name should have been 'long dong sliver'. har har har.

Interesting. It now seems there are nudes of hip that predate mine.

i think my point is clear enough to those claiming to be in possession of visual materials of a pornographic nature from when i was just 16 and 17 years old.

Indeed. Loud and clear. No child prons. Only art. I support your efforts to keep our minds in the legal portion of the gutter.

Whats the point in pretending to be a 17 yr old girl if i cant be getting some underage pr0nz people? =|

i think my point is clear enough to those claiming to be in possession of visual materials of a pornographic nature from when i was just 16 and 17 years old.

What I don't get is why someone'd take pics/vids of that type at that age ...
(General question, and something I've always wondered; not person-specific)

Which side of the camera are you asking about ?

Well, in my case, she was 18.

you wish.

Yes, I did wish she didn't lie to me... for 18 months.

Where's that Fatties thread again?

The safe haven between a chubby girls thighs.

Safe... Between a chubby girls thighs ?

I contacted my attorney, Saul Fictionstein, and he verified that it was post-legal age.

He then postulated that while it was amateur photography, the composition could be considered artistic.

The bidding starts at three bottles of Czech Absinthe.

HJ, scared you gonna get crushed?

Oh that HJ. Heh, took me a few seconds.

Me too!

I contacted my attorney, Saul Fictionstein

Bahahaha!

HJ, scared you gonna get crushed?

My misses aint chubby.

Clinically obese?

Or the other end if the scale, is she super rad ana like?

Like you, but better.

I hear unicorn meat has no calories.

Daylan knows I'm not talking about him. But I would like to get that attorney's number. He sounds totally legit.

Too look it up, the first name's spelled "S'aul" ...

I contacted my attorney, Saul Fictionstein

My immediate thought patters were as follows:

Bahahaha!

followed directly by:

He sounds totally legit.

Either I've spent too much time here or that's the only rational response.

Both.

OK OK OK Whatever with the legal mumbo jumbo. Somebody just tell me if Hip's "artistic depictions" were pink or brown.

Both?

* Thrash daydreams *

* Doormouse considers artistic depictions of the innocence of youth *