4th of July on good old CC:



the one in the middle is 44 with 3 kids. on the right is 23, marketing job in boston. both single and ready to mingle. fellas?

An older woman who doesn't mind cheap beer?  Sounds like someone I would give a mustache ride!

Jaysus, you whores need to go eat some chicken wings and put on some weight...

I'll take it!

And a 12 pack of PBR plz.

... I'd do any one of them (or all 3)

I should have gone to CC before getting married and making babies.

I've been there many times and I didn't get ANY of that!

your Florida game is weak

Whoa!
Easy there, PandaFace!

Damn, that pic really is pretty hot.

What I meant to say earlier - that tall girl on the right is very hot.

Indeed.

... I'd do any one of them (or all 3)

I win ?

really?

I dont know hence ?

Que?

The girl on the right is on my facebook if anyone feels the need to stalk her.

I'd love to but won't cuz I hate coming off as a fb creep. I'm more of a for-real creep, duh. But yeah, as I seem to keep feeling the need to point out, she's cute as hell. Pass that on to her from me in the least creepy fashion possible, if you feel like it.

"Would you like to fly to Belize and hook up with my friend?"

I think 'hey i posted a picture of you in a bikini on a forum which is mainly filled with males I've never met before and they all think you're super hot!' doesn't have the greatest ring to start with.

I wouldn't have posted that picture if either of the other women shown had minded. I suggest you stop being so smugly presumptuous all the time if you have no idea what you're talking about or to whom you're talking. It's a very unflattering quality in a young woman. If this impression has been your goal, I say bravo. But being a hairy little bitch won't get you very far in this world (except maybe the Discovery channel's 6 o'clock spot after the 'Boy with no arms and no legs' special) so I'd work on that personality if I were you. Oh, and research the purchase of an epilady before those sideburns give you away as a boy for the remainder of your teen years.

I feel better now.

Wow ...
Just, wow ...

Meanwhile, just tell her that the majority of males, Zoomie and possibly Mosh, think ALL of you are pretty hot ...

Then, let us know here, and, well, we'll see (or see what Si does, at least) ...

None of them are fat enough for either Zoomie or I...

nor do they look ovine enough for my tastes...

None of them are fat enough for either Zoomie or I...

also they walk using only their two hind legs

So, you just bend 'em over ....

Ovine, bovine, whatevs. Eat some chicken wings.

Its been a while since I've indulged in the amzingly disgustingly goodness that is buffalo wings. I haven't felt like I just clogged an artery with one meal in a while. I should reprise that

Sailing would be a good time to eat buffalo wings, since you could just throw all of the bones in the Potomac instead of cleaning up after yourself!