Hey guys, we don't know how you used to handle Aaron over at the hip forums, but we've learned from experience it's best to humor him. We even gave him a special moderators interface created for special people that looks just like the genuine article. The buttons even click!

So keep being extra nice to him, it's really helping him with his emotional and developmental issues. At this rate he'll be able to eat with uncorked forks by 2012!

Raaaah! Zoomie no like you make fun of tard brothers... Zoomie call Obama, make you all live in FEMA camp.

Rahhh.

Dont laugh, I'm one step away from confing these folks to a polish ghetto...

Zoomie was a perfect gentleman...at first.

he gets a little grabby, but i like that about him.

Some people appreciate that I have tastebuds on my fingertips...

really, it's the hair with a will of it's own that i appreciate.

I regret to inform you and it is now trimmed to one inch and the sides are mostly shaved. I look like a ginger Aryan.

you'd be the first killed in teh gas chamber....

Yeah you fuckin heeb!

At least I was gonna pay you for more ink...

We're the brews, sporting anti-swastika tattoos
Oi! Oi!

No, it's okay to hate jews when Zoomie's involved Si!

Ugh, I can just imagine him wanting to get his jewish talons on my jar of loose pocket change and it makes me feel queasy!

"OK, here's another one: two Jews walk into a bar..."

"No, no!"

"What, you don't let Jews in your bar? You racist bastard!"

"What I mean is I don't want racist jokes in my act."

"Oh, OK, how 'bout if I kill the Jews?"

"No!"

"I'm kidding, I would not kill the Jews! No, I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death!"

*wipes a tear*

Aaron with his helmet on:


Aaron without his helmet on:

HAHAHAHAHA aww man... good times.