that looks super cool. is there a guy here who wouldn't want to attend a vagina dinner party?



she, however, does not look cool. is there a guy in the world who would want to attend to that vagina? yikes!

I thought that krsna was making a joke! I didn't think that was something real. haha

I was just wondering if you wanted to see it up close and personal.

No, I don't think so.  I can be easily intimidated.

That's cool. I didn't say I would ass rape you with it... just show it to you...



And maybe take some funny photos with it as a prop..

And maybe take some funny photos with it as a prop..

Don't steal my NYC gag!

Damn! Well, maybe I can get one of those elephant sized ones so we can be different..

Joy if you ever come to NYC I have to take you to this place called The Leather Man. They have dildos on the bottom floor that are INSANE.

Wow! Sounds like my kind of shopping!

You should take Danzig there to be a "tester". His job would be to tell you whether the dildoes were sufficently uncomfortable, but that's it, and you could make it very clear that the real fucking would be reserved for a man that you're much more attracted to. He'd love that kind of humiliation.

I don't like humiliation.  And that's less of humiliation and more of just hurting someones feelings.

It's called "cuckold".  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold#Cuckoldry_as_a_fetish

That reminds me. Remember that dude that I posted about with the sharpie dick (no, not bagman)? I suggested to him that I handcuff him to something in my apartment, bring a guy over to my house and fuck him, and then release Mr. Sharpie Dick after it was over. He said yes, he'd do it. Mind you, he knew I had no desire to fuck him at that point. Then I decided that was just mean and I didn't do it.

Oh, way to ruin a GREAT photo-op!

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_in_various_swimwear.php

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/kate_gosselin_wears_another_bi.php

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_gets_leggy_in_japan.php

Nick, you missed your chance!

*sobs in corner*

Are you using your own tears as lubricant?

Oh wait, you're uncut, right?

I will never ignore celebrity gossip shit again

I will never ignore celebrity gossip shit again

Quick! She's still within range!

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/06/megan_fox_does_south_korea.php

man...

I don't get it.  Who is she? 

UGH YOU GUYS LOOK AT HER CHEST

this is not good!

We can't all have a perfect rack like you, Sarah.

It's not all about titties anyway.

Yeah, it's about her intelligence and... wait, no it's about the tits.



Or should I say "tots"..

I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...



... does anal!

And that's awesome cuz you're totally the next guy on her list to fuck!

Oh, I'm on the radar ....














Problem is that radar is effective up to 3000+ miles away ...

The second pic is hot cause she's bottomless. The first pic is scary cause it looks like she's packin' heat.

Cut Denise some slack, Krapsna.  It's difficult for trannies to hide their bulge.

I'd still do her ...
I also found out the other day that Denise Richards ...


... does anal!

THIS should have been the whole post, now that I think about it ...