I think of Israel as a place where a bunch of persecuted people went and when they got there they stole the land from it's rightful owners.No wait, that's the US AND Israel....
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Today, I had horrible pains in my stomache area so I went to the doctors. They couldn't find anything wrong and sent me to the Emergency Room for X-rays. After spending the entire day in the hospital, they tell me I'm slightly constipated. I had to pay $400 to find out I had to take a shit. FML