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Quote from: underclass
For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
Quote from: Mosh
This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

"For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica."


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Cancer sticks on: April 15, 2009, 05:49:05 AM
I have Camel wides at the moment.

Smoke up!

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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 06:31:36 AM
I'll say it.....


NATURAL LIGHT!!!!!
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 07:25:27 AM
Winnie Blue.

Geez, what kind of bogan are ya?



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 09:43:26 AM
That's not a bad picture; whomever took it should be proud, considering the subject.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 10:07:27 AM
Haha.  My sister is an amateur photographer.
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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 10:12:08 AM
Also, you look a little confused.  Like "WHY BOX NO GIVE FIRE".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 10:13:37 AM
That's exactly how I think except not in caps.
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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 10:16:33 AM
fir b0z solw 2deh
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 10:27:42 AM
Oh wow, you must be really drunk off that sake now.
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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 10:29:33 AM
actually I'm quite lucid. I was trying to imagine how you would think without caps
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 05:12:51 PM
It looks like good French cinema.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 05:13:43 PM
I'm pretty fucking French.
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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 05:38:56 PM
He does live in Northern Maine... Frogland, USA.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
I'm pretty fucking French.

Watch your french, young man!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 07:30:44 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 07:33:55 PM
I'm pretty. Fuck the French.

Fixed.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 07:34:33 PM
I've fucked a few pretty Frenchies. I'd do it again.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #17 on: April 15, 2009, 07:45:31 PM
I've never actually fucked a French chick.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #18 on: April 15, 2009, 07:48:56 PM
I've never actually fucked a French chick.

Please note:

I've fucked a few pretty Frenchies. I'd do it again.

Doorm did not actually specify "chicks".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #19 on: April 15, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
Yeah, but considering how he feels about buttsex, chances are pretty good he wasn't referring to dudes.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #20 on: April 15, 2009, 07:51:32 PM
note how si is still not denying having had sex with french men.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #21 on: April 15, 2009, 07:52:17 PM
I deny nothing.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #22 on: April 15, 2009, 07:53:47 PM
Kyle wouldn't be a good gay dude, with all that buttfucking he'd see some shit sooner or later! They don't call it fudge packing for nothing.

Either that, or he'd have to be one of those types that only ever do oral.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 01:10:07 AM
I smoke American Spirits in the blue pack.  I smoke camels when I do heroin and I smoke parliaments when I do coke, that recessed filter is easy to snort coke out of a bag with.  Ah life.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #24 on: April 16, 2009, 01:13:39 AM
Now I know why my brother used to smoke Parliaments. Learn something every day.
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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #25 on: April 16, 2009, 04:15:28 AM
He does live in Northern Maine... Frogland, USA.

I don't live even close to northern Maine, dumbass.  Central Maine.

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Re: Cancer sticks Reply #26 on: April 16, 2009, 04:05:42 PM
Heroin bad!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #27 on: April 17, 2009, 05:51:14 AM
Beer good!



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #28 on: April 19, 2009, 06:11:00 AM
If I was facing a firing squad and had to chose a cigarette to smoke before I went, it would definitely be a Lucky Strike.
(The firing squad isn't necessary, but I needed some incentive to smoke a cigarette.)



Re: Cancer sticks Reply #29 on: April 19, 2009, 07:19:07 AM
If I was facing a firing squad and had to chose a cigarette to smoke before I went, it would definitely be a Lucky Strike.
(The firing squad isn't necessary, but I needed some incentive to smoke a cigarette.)

Kools for me.  Yeah I'm a nigger, whatever.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon