Alright so my thread got canned, here it is again.

Guys with tiny dicks shouldn't try to have sex ever. It makes for awkwardness. And then when the girl doesn't want to fuck, don't act like you don't know why! And on top of that, don't then act like the girl really missed out on some awesome sex!

This dude had a small cock, and actually managed to make me say "ow" multiple times while trying to finger me. Is it really no wonder I said let's just be friends??? And of course when I say that, he tells me he doesn't want to be friends. Hahaha. You don't see me crying over this!

Yes it really is no wonder.

Small how? Length? Girth? ... Both? ... ... Pics?

There are no pics!! Ew!

Like a sharpie marker (while it was limp). His balls were like two fuzzy cherry tomatoes. I am grossed out by even the memory of thouching his junk .

I guess you and Sean = done?

Wait a second I just caught that Door. You like looking at small cock pics?

Yes. I broke up with him in August '07 and moved from L.A. in Sept. '07. Now I'm in NJ and live nearby punky.

I guess the guy in that picture heard the theory that shaving makes it look bigger and decided to give it a go?

Fail.

Damn, I was away from this place for longer than I thought. I wonder if this guy cringes whenever he hears words like "longer":

How cool would it be to have a retractable cock? You'd keep it at around 3/4 protrusion the first time you met a chick so she'd be all disappointed at first and then you'd be like "Just kidding, baby! Now bend over and experience the gentle wrath of my manhood." It looks like the fellow (and I use the term loosely) in the last pic has sucked his member somewhere back to where his liver should be. But just imagine how surprised and delighted you'd be, tricky, if after your initial dismay he said "Just kidding!" and then unfurled a glabrous throbbing foot-long from his hairy bundle. You'd be delighted at his innovation and the novel use of bodily humor, wouldn't you? Yeah that would be cool.

PS - Thanks for the pics, bagman. This thread is really taking on its titular character now. Keep em coming.

Never had to worry about a small penis.  Lots of other things to worry about though.

Showers vs Growers ...
The debate from the old A-S continues ...

I guess you and Sean = done?

Yeah, Brook said that already.

You should have a crack.

I wonder if this guy cringes whenever he hears words like "longer"

Wearing those gay ass boots I think the guy has other issues.

His cock was THIN... no girth. Felt like maybe 4"-5" but thin. Like a pretzel rod or sharpie marker. *shudder*

If bagman was like 4 inches thick and 12 inches long, would he have a shot with you Tricky?

... and almost a millionaire?
Shit, he could have me ...

7 1/2 inches is normal, right?

My forearm is 4" in diameter and ~14" long from the knuckle of my fist to the crook of my elbow.

Just like that horse cock the Bagman posted.

If bagman was like 4 inches thick and 12 inches long, would he have a shot with you Tricky?

That's a bit much!

7 1/2 inches is normal, right?

That's above average, statistically.

Condi doesn't like small cocks either. Look at that disdain in her face.

One positive thing about being a woman: not having to worry about dick size.

Yeah, they never get any sort of cosmetic rendering ...

So, why would a guy with a small cock try to get a chick into bed unless they were in love or something? Small cocks & fuck buddies don't go hand and hand I'd imagine.

Mwuhahaha. Yes I sound evil, that's because I am.

"Dubya's dick is this long!"

Several thoughts come to my mind:

1)  bagman, why do you have so many pictures of small penises?
2)  tricky, what is an appropriate cock girth, if 1" is too thin and 4" is a little much?
3)  even guys with small dicks need to get laid.

1. Because he's gay?
2. I think 1.5" is pretty ideal for me.
3. Ok, sure, but not with me.

1)  bagman, why do you have so many pictures of small penises?

Oh, that's my bad eitje. I didn't know you were looking for something else. Here you go.

It's a "don't link to us" page, Kyle ...