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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Anti-Social-The Movie!(Read 20926 times)
Anti-Social-The Movie! on: April 15, 2009, 11:21:10 PM
Someone should really pitch the idea to Hollywood. I think it would be a hit! Plus we could all make bank advising for the film and on royalties and shit. Fucking anatomically correct action figures? Awesome!

The only real question is, who would play you?

Dibs on Christian Bale!
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 11:23:45 PM
lauren ambrose.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 11:26:06 PM
homeless-joe - samuel l jackson  " Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking board man!! "
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #3 on: April 15, 2009, 11:29:57 PM
Amanda Lepore would play me. Amanda Lepore fucking Christian Bale... hot.

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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #4 on: April 15, 2009, 11:32:19 PM
hang on, its a-s the movie, you fucked beeyot ?

edit NO I DID NOT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 11:33:46 PM
No no, Amanda Lepore just wants to fuck Christian Bale.

Haha you just used a smiley face
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 11:36:42 PM
I'd be played by Meat Loaf.

Or maybe that guy that plays Hurley on Lost.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 11:37:11 PM
Mason Reese as Zoomie growing up...


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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #8 on: April 15, 2009, 11:45:35 PM
???

Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #9 on: April 15, 2009, 11:46:06 PM
I'm calling Steve Buscemi.



Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #10 on: April 15, 2009, 11:46:23 PM
Bagman wouldn't get a sex scene.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #11 on: April 15, 2009, 11:47:05 PM
Mason Reese as Zoomie growing up...




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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #12 on: April 15, 2009, 11:49:07 PM
Danzig will be played by Vincent D'onofio ala Full Metal Jacket, will lost 8o pounds and then gain it back during the movie, but he'll just sit in a corner drooling from open to credits.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #13 on: April 15, 2009, 11:49:49 PM
Thanks Tricky
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #14 on: April 15, 2009, 11:50:13 PM
I want Vincent Gallo in the movie. Maybe he can play Balor.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #15 on: April 15, 2009, 11:51:20 PM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #16 on: April 15, 2009, 11:56:25 PM
???



I was thinking Seth Rogan...

seth rogan? i would totally do him. lucas, looks like our alters are going to bone.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #17 on: April 16, 2009, 12:01:51 AM
Somebody pick katies.

i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #18 on: April 16, 2009, 12:03:35 AM
Somebody pick katies.

i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.

rachel ray.

if rachel ray dropped like thirty pounds.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #19 on: April 16, 2009, 12:04:39 AM
Vincent Gallo, bearded and greasy-haired, gets to play Tru.

I will be played by a young, heavily side-burned Lee Van Cleef.

Bree Walker will be Carolyn.

Mathew Modine as Joe (ChitownOI).

Michael Moore as Fuse and Danzig.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #20 on: April 16, 2009, 12:05:20 AM
Katie= Amber Tamblyn

She's got K Lo booty too!
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #21 on: April 16, 2009, 12:07:11 AM
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #22 on: April 16, 2009, 01:34:40 AM
I call dibs on casting the scene where we all meet kyle.




Here's a sneak preview
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #23 on: April 16, 2009, 01:36:08 AM
hahahahahahaha

If only the quote box could take it.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #24 on: April 16, 2009, 02:54:11 AM
More like:

It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #25 on: April 16, 2009, 03:49:15 AM
Somebody pick katies.

i wana know who samuel l jackson is going to fuck.

rachel ray.

if rachel ray dropped like thirty pounds.

I would RUIN that chick.



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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #26 on: April 16, 2009, 04:05:10 AM
Woah! I wouldn't have guessed she'd do a spread for FHM. I have to admit I've always kind of had a thing for Rachel Ray.



Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #27 on: April 16, 2009, 04:10:39 AM
She's yum-o.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #28 on: April 16, 2009, 04:14:24 AM
She has a 'cute' personality as well. Very perky.
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Re: Anti-Social-The Movie! Reply #29 on: April 16, 2009, 04:18:01 AM
And fantastic tits.