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YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED!(Read 17848 times)
YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! on: February 27, 2009, 02:57:27 AM
Ahhh, this forum feels nice and comfy.....think I'll stay here for a while.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #1 on: February 27, 2009, 06:59:39 AM
I just realized that this board has no ignore function...

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #2 on: February 27, 2009, 07:16:20 AM



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #3 on: February 28, 2009, 02:21:19 AM
Fuck, I'll see if I can find an add-on for it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 11:37:20 PM
Danzig, you are by far, the biggest nar douche this side of the mississippi.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 11:56:57 PM
Are you on the same side of the Mississippi as douchbag now?



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #6 on: March 04, 2009, 02:23:05 AM
Danzig, you are by far, the biggest nar douche this side of the mississippi.

TRUE DAT
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #7 on: March 05, 2009, 11:01:04 PM
King of teh COCK.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #8 on: March 06, 2009, 12:29:54 AM
King of teh COCK.

Wow, your completely pointless, humorless, witless post has made me regret wasting my time in this thread and typing this message.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #9 on: March 06, 2009, 03:21:02 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #10 on: March 06, 2009, 08:11:07 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #11 on: March 06, 2009, 09:06:07 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two and A Half Men one and a half men short of your liking.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #12 on: March 06, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
How many orifices do you think he has???



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #13 on: March 06, 2009, 10:04:02 AM
Thats strange, I thought his post was humourous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two And A Half Men humorous and witty.

And I'm sure you probably find Two and A Half Men one and a half men short of your liking.

Woah! Calm down there big guy. You almost made me shoot my chewing gum out my nose, and it's minty.

It would have been really stingy.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 05:35:56 AM
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Cool Points: +5/-39
Heh ...

I'll have you know I've had NOTHING to do with that, and I don't think Mosh has either ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #15 on: March 08, 2009, 06:40:06 AM
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Cool Points: +5/-39
Heh ...

I'll have you know I've had NOTHING to do with that, and I don't think Mosh has either ...

I'm positive tricky must be involved.  Zoomie is a likely candidate also. 
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #16 on: March 08, 2009, 01:02:13 PM
Maybe so, maybe not, but I'm sure you have nothing to do with my 20 asshole points!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #17 on: March 08, 2009, 01:49:51 PM
That's a whole lotta asshole between the two of you.
...

Dave!  Pants back on!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #18 on: March 08, 2009, 07:39:58 PM
Maybe so, maybe not, but I'm sure you have nothing to do with my 20 asshole points!

Why would I devote all of my points to you? Do you really think that I think you are that much of a bitch?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #19 on: March 08, 2009, 07:42:37 PM
Zoomie is a likely candidate also. 

I've already explained that none of that matters to me. And I'll further tell you that I have NEVER clicked  positive or negative on this site or any other.

You don't need me to earn asshole points, man. Not my style.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #20 on: March 08, 2009, 08:08:40 PM
Same.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #21 on: March 08, 2009, 09:51:12 PM
I believe you.  I could see tricky taking the time to make sure I get one every hour.  The animosity between us is really a manifestation of extreme sexual tension. 
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #22 on: March 08, 2009, 10:57:57 PM
Tricky/ bagman/ danzig threeway! Ugh. The two of you would have to wear blindfolds, and I'd slip out of the room soon after. I mean an ass is an ass, right?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #23 on: March 08, 2009, 11:39:38 PM
Tricky, it's totally ok to want me.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #24 on: March 09, 2009, 12:13:54 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.
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Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #25 on: March 09, 2009, 08:22:40 AM
Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #26 on: March 09, 2009, 09:19:59 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.

I don't know. Bagman might get kind of jealous. Take that as you will.

Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started

What's finger twister?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #27 on: March 09, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
What's finger twister?

My guess:  a tiny little Twister game-pad, for fingers rather than bodies.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #28 on: March 09, 2009, 09:50:43 AM
I think it might be that Japanese finger box thing Mello posted on TSi...



Re: YOUR KING HAS ARRIVED! Reply #29 on: March 09, 2009, 09:52:37 AM
Tricky: Would you let me give you the best oral of your life and then just leave?  Cuz I'm really good.

I don't know. Bagman might get kind of jealous. Take that as you will.

Tricks, I'll send you finger twister to get them started

What's finger twister?

OH! SNAP!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon