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She is a [17 year old] virgin, I'm infected, and I'm perfectly fine with a no sex relationship with her.

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Danzig's Lament(Read 13636 times)
Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #30 on: April 20, 2009, 04:58:08 AM
I didnt put in mo th er... I only put in I a n which translates to Ian
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #31 on: April 20, 2009, 05:02:48 AM
Test: Danzig wants to dry-hump Fat Bastard

Edit: Superb!
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 05:03:19 AM by underclass »
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #32 on: April 20, 2009, 05:16:57 AM
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart in my roommates mouth while he was asleep. I walked over to him and pulled my pyjamas down and let loose. To my surprise it was a very wet one and I accidently took a dump on his face, he woke up and beat me until I was bleeding. FML
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #33 on: April 20, 2009, 06:44:57 AM
HAHAHAHHAHA
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #34 on: April 20, 2009, 10:20:21 AM
test

Mosh
mother
Ian
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 10:20:45 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #35 on: April 20, 2009, 10:26:13 AM
Mosh mother Ian?
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #36 on: April 20, 2009, 10:30:49 AM
this is some weird 1984 propaganda.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #37 on: April 20, 2009, 10:31:16 AM
Van Halen?

When I was born?
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 10:31:45 AM by Drugmoth »
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #38 on: April 20, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
That's weird. Maybe only I am tested by this strange settings
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #39 on: April 20, 2009, 01:08:37 PM
Quote from: underclass on April 20, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
That's weird. Maybe only I am tested by this strange settings
It's a conspiracy against you. The Man is angry.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #40 on: April 20, 2009, 04:10:45 PM
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #41 on: April 20, 2009, 04:28:44 PM
I have the same shirt as your lunchbox.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #42 on: April 20, 2009, 04:46:33 PM
That dude has a neckbeard.
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KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #43 on: April 20, 2009, 04:48:54 PM
Damn. Sarah married someone normal. No wonder he gets pissy when she spends too much time with us. I thought for sure she'd marry a circus clown or a monkey trainer or maybe the creepy guy who fixes the copier.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #44 on: April 20, 2009, 05:03:53 PM
Normal aint normal.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #45 on: April 20, 2009, 05:09:23 PM
ayup, that would be my overweight neckbearded man-child lunchbox or whatever.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #46 on: April 20, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
Woah.....I would have had a chance.  FUCK.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #47 on: April 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on April 20, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
Woah.....I would have had a chance.  FUCK.

TOTALLY!

If you didn't do drugs or smoke or drink and you loved kids!

I mean, I am all about you changing to suit my needs and catering to every last whim. So get on that and I'll let you know if things between us ever go sour.

(ugh, apparently i fail at tenses and conjugation)
« Last Edit: April 20, 2009, 05:21:08 PM by ms. sarah mascara »
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #48 on: April 20, 2009, 05:18:44 PM
Sweet!
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #49 on: April 20, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #50 on: April 20, 2009, 05:26:06 PM
I like having a pee pee, thank you very much.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #51 on: April 20, 2009, 05:26:57 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #52 on: April 20, 2009, 05:32:23 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 20, 2009, 05:26:57 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.
Being new to having a pussy, he get caught by having a loud orgasm.
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Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #53 on: April 20, 2009, 05:36:23 PM
At your height and weight you can fit at least 11 bottles in there. Maybe 12.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #54 on: April 20, 2009, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on April 20, 2009, 05:26:57 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 20, 2009, 05:25:02 PM
Imagine what Dmoth could do if he had a pussy.

he would probably mostly utilize it in his robotussin shoplifting attempts.

I don't shoplift anymore.  But if I had a vag......well, maybe I'd start again.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #55 on: April 20, 2009, 05:42:30 PM
If I could only fit page 2 in the quotebox ....


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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #56 on: April 20, 2009, 05:49:39 PM
Break it into smaller pieces. You know, like Dylan with a crack rock...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #57 on: April 20, 2009, 05:55:44 PM
hahahaha ....
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #58 on: April 20, 2009, 06:04:40 PM
I don't smoke crack.
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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #59 on: April 20, 2009, 06:08:21 PM
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