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Danzig's Lament(Read 13637 times)
Danzig's Lament on: April 19, 2009, 05:32:55 AM
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #1 on: April 19, 2009, 06:19:53 AM



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #2 on: April 19, 2009, 06:31:27 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #3 on: April 19, 2009, 07:00:37 AM
Done and done.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #4 on: April 19, 2009, 09:49:33 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #5 on: April 19, 2009, 09:56:12 AM
neckbeard...I like when I learn a new word



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #6 on: April 19, 2009, 11:10:08 AM
So what is your opinion of the neckbeard, daisymae? Hot or not?



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Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #10 on: April 19, 2009, 12:28:45 PM
Awesome, another person to add to twitter.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #11 on: April 19, 2009, 12:49:59 PM
neckbeard...I like when I learn a new word

Kyle. Orton.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #12 on: April 19, 2009, 01:32:55 PM
So what is your opinion of the neckbeard, daisymae? Hot or not?

I had to google first to see what one is...



Not.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #13 on: April 19, 2009, 01:41:36 PM
and by google she means, try to rub one out while look at that pic.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #14 on: April 19, 2009, 01:43:33 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.



translation:
I'll rub one out later.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #15 on: April 19, 2009, 01:44:34 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.

You could be that kind if you wanted to. Don't set your sights so high.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #16 on: April 19, 2009, 01:44:40 PM
You forget I'm a mom, and I'm not one of those ones who takes nude pics while the kid is in the room and then posts them on the net.
translation:
I'll post one later.

Fixed
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #17 on: April 19, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
Quote
a overweight neckbeard man-child

this was my ex.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #18 on: April 19, 2009, 03:23:12 PM
You just increased the population of delusional men.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #19 on: April 19, 2009, 04:00:57 PM
I dated a skinny neckbeard manchild. He had a Norman Bates type mother and had no idea who his father was.

He's on his third marriage.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #20 on: April 19, 2009, 04:04:32 PM
You just increased the population of delusional men.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #21 on: April 19, 2009, 04:12:14 PM
Why can't I write m o t h e r?

It took me a few minutes of sitting here thinking "I didn't type that...did I?" 



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #22 on: April 19, 2009, 04:14:55 PM
Why can't I write m o t h e r?

It took me a few minutes of sitting here thinking "I didn't type that...did I?" 

LOL.
Mosh must have some filters put in.

back in the day, "mo th er" was translated to "HilterJesus".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #23 on: April 19, 2009, 04:18:21 PM
"grunter"

m*ther = the above ~chuckle

edit 2 test.... "grunter"

edit 3 "grunter" does not = m*ther

edit 4 test.... grunter

edit 5 grunter dose not = m*ther

edit 6 test.... father

edit 7 father = father

« Last Edit: April 19, 2009, 04:31:39 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #24 on: April 19, 2009, 08:37:53 PM
I'm a mother in bed
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #25 on: April 19, 2009, 08:49:01 PM
Do you poop in bed or what...



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #26 on: April 19, 2009, 08:52:03 PM
Oh not with the filters again...

For the benefit of the uninformed newbs, on another board everytime you posted the secret filtered word the text came up "Yer Mum Does Anal"

Wankers.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #27 on: April 19, 2009, 08:55:57 PM
Hehehe.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 04:16:58 AM
>>For the benefit of the uninformed newbs, on another board everytime you posted the secret filtered word the text came up "Yer Mum Does Anal"<<

That shit sucked/sucks ass.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Danzig's Lament Reply #29 on: April 20, 2009, 04:22:44 AM
I like the idea of a secret word. As long as it's a common word.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.