OK so we had the poll about whether or not I'm a creepy old dude (and I was voted NOT, fuckers...) but as I sit here drinking my liver into stone, do I have a problem? And don't let the fact that I'm drinking influence your drink drinking a drink.

ever been to a meeting?

Old joke, moving right along...

right now I figure you're getting there, old man. You're on limited resources, a chunk of which you are drinking. You could be spending your time learning some new skills or trying to come up some creative business concepts, but you're boozing in front of a PC.

I'm going to wait till the typing becomes cool before i answer.

Actually I'm boozing in front of TWO PCs, one with PIP showing Ron White on Comedy Central. Life ain't so bad.

Don't blame my finances for my drinking. I made $500 today, will make another $700 by Wed $400 more by Fri and have $13.5K contract starting a week from tomorrow. But it won't make enough of a difference.

Don't blame my finances for my drinking.

I think he's saying, you have financial issues, and you're taking a portion of your finances and spending it on something that is essentially a leisure activity.

Then, of course, asking if you're an alcoholic and defending your consumption of alcohol.

Is it detracting from your ability to do other things in life?

 
Good booze is too expensive .

Life ain't all about being an ant.

Yes.

But you're in good company.

Good booze is too expensive .

Baby H knows.

Alcoholic, alcohol abuser, the effect is really the same. We always make a conscious decision to imbibe.

 

In the cold, harsh, sober light of day I realize that I don't really care, making then point moot.

Life ain't all about being an ant.

Agreed.

ZOOMIE IS AN EMO!

ZOOMIE IS AN EMO!

ZOOMIE IS AN EMO!

A NEMO?!

I LOVE FISHES

If you have to ask, the answer's not always yes; problem drinker, maybe, to a point ...
Alcoholic, only YOU can really make that determination ...

I've had "problems" with it here and there; I just adjust as needed ...
I'm not sure I've breached the alcohlic point, even if I do kid about it, however, I'm sure I've been pretty borderline ...

I just do what I want, and modify to accommodate, as needed, and moreso as wanted/desired ...

End result; care or not, it's always your final call ....

I refuse to answer for you ...
Nor will I justify it for you, no matter how much I love your emo ass ....

I WILL, however, ask if you're ok every now and again; it's my job as your friend ...

That is all; carry on ...

what thrash said with extra ...........     .... . .. ..  . .... .  .. .....

Morse Code Translator

+ A few thousand cool points for thrash.
 

I wonder what my posts translate to in Morse Code ... .. ..... .. .. ......-

He's been talking posting lessons from Suzie again...

If you have to ask, the answer's not always yes; problem drinker, maybe, to a point ...
Alcoholic, only YOU can really make that determination ...

I've had "problems" with it here and there; I just adjust as needed ...
I'm not sure I've breached the alcohlic point, even if I do kid about it, however, I'm sure I've been pretty borderline ...

I just do what I want, and modify to accommodate, as needed, and moreso as wanted/desired ...

End result; care or not, it's always your final call ....

I refuse to answer for you ...
Nor will I justify it for you, no matter how much I love your emo ass ....

I WILL, however, ask if you're ok every now and again; it's my job as your friend ...

That is all; carry on ...

You were drunk when you posted that, weren't you?

Dude, it takes 2 drinks to get him drunk... He's permanently off his face.

If you have to ask, the answer's not always yes; problem drinker, maybe, to a point ...
Alcoholic, only YOU can really make that determination ...

I've had "problems" with it here and there; I just adjust as needed ...
I'm not sure I've breached the alcohlic point, even if I do kid about it, however, I'm sure I've been pretty borderline ...

I just do what I want, and modify to accommodate, as needed, and moreso as wanted/desired ...

End result; care or not, it's always your final call ....

I refuse to answer for you ...
Nor will I justify it for you, no matter how much I love your emo ass ....

I WILL, however, ask if you're ok every now and again; it's my job as your friend ...

That is all; carry on ...

You were drunk when you posted that, weren't you?

Dear Zoo-Emo-mie,

No.

Love,
-=Thrash=-

Dude, it takes 2 drinks to get him drunk... He's permanently off his face.

You remember that I drink triple shots of 153 proof liquor (Diesel) with diet when I'm out, right?

Dave's a MAN, OK? A MAN! A MAN who drinks DIET, OK?!

Oh, the 153 PROOF doesn't sway that?
Fag!

I'm going to say this, and it's also an ironic statement;
The sugar burns my stomache ...

Bite me ..