Don't go meet Kaite in NYC, she doesn't show up. 

i'm eating lindt dark ecuadorian chocolate in bed and watching grandma's boy.
trying to figure out what to do with my two whole days off. suggestions?

Go grave digging.


I have a ten hour art test starting tomorrow. You win.

Art test?

i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?

Art test?

It's britain. We love tests over here.

You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).

i don't recall standing you up, but i can make it up to you in june if you go.
any non-sexual thoughts on how i could earn your forgiveness?

You don't remember that time we were supposed to meet there to see The Bouncing Souls and flaked? No need to earn my forgiveness in any way, you were forgiven a long time ago.

I don't think that going to NYC to hang out with three women (and a half is Lucas is going) would go over too well on the home front anyway. I'll bet it's going to be a blast, I am so jealous.

Art test?

It's britain. We love tests over here.

You just create a piece of art (-Capt. Obvious).

But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?

But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?

It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.

Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.

Now I remember.

What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.

I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??

Now I remember.

What if you tell her about how the 3 women are going to be murdered by the 1/2 and you wanna watch. I'd totally let my boyfriend go watch some bitches get hacked up.

If I told her that's what was going on she'd want to go then too, and then it wouldn't be fair to her for me to go and her not to because she's with child.

Fuck this responsibility shit.

But who decides if it's art or not, isn't that rather subjective? And who says it takes 10 hours to create it, isn't that rather arbitrary?

It is subjective, and it's comparative so they'll compare what I make against everyone else and that really sucks. I could be a B student in a class of A's ending up with a worse mark or a B student in a class of Cs ending up with a better mark. They do it in Geography too.

Btw You don't just go into the art exam and decide what you do then. We've had about 6/8 weeks prep work where you need to try things out, work out what is good what isn't. blah blah.. And if you pick to do something unachievable in ten hours, you really didn't deserve to pass anyway.

What if your art takes just a few minutes?

What if your art takes just a few minutes?

If it's one of those shit here's a slash on a piece of fabric representing the hole in society caused ... whatever or something like that, you're gonna damn fail.

Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.

Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.

No. All great art takes exactly ten hours. Didn't you read that chapter in your art book?

Yeah, but what if it's something cool and thought provoking like goldfish in a blender that could be turned on? I mean, that's already been done, but surely there's something else artistic that could be done in less than 10 hours.

I read that as A goldfish in a blender thats turned on. My mind did a mental backflip.

You probably couldn't do that. We get an exam paper with a theme and list of artists. We have to research like three and use one as inspiration in our work. If you did an artist that does thought provoking things you would probably have to actually get the blender and goldfish, take pictures and then paint it from pics or whatever.

Well, just remember. Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

june 13/14 could also be doable, but lucas is not allowed to murder any of us.

I haven't murdered anyone yet, and I've met MELLO and ZOOMIE.  multiple times!
I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

I think I'm pretty much murder-free.

I remember something about tranny hookers and a dildo too. Right Luke??

Yeah.  We were going to make a documentary about bagman's dildo-penis in NYC.
But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.

I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.

I've even been punched in the junk by one of Zoomie's friends, and no murder occurred.

HAHAHA yeah that was funny. A Greek lesbian and a Persian midget tag teamed him. Good times.

Mary had very little to do with that situation, and no contact with my junk.
The Persian, however, attempted multiple contacts.
This resulted in her being lifted bodily into the air until she was conversational again.
Which generally worked as a tactic.  I would suggest it to other people preparing to meet her.

She likes you, Luke. Goddess knows why...

But I imagine he'll never send it to you now.

And why not?

'cause it's in-route via FedEx to me ...

Odd, eh?

Liar.

You'll see ...

Liar!

Prove it! Gimme the tracking #.

KY6969696969LES9696DI96669CK

You suck.



Kyle's dildo.

Thing is; I COULD in a few days from now ...
Jealous?