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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Uruguay(Read 3297 times)
Uruguay on: April 20, 2009, 04:50:31 PM
Do your parents know?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 05:58:35 PM
I did a report on Uruguay in the 4th grade; got an A- ...
So, yes, my parents know ...

PS: Yer a cigarette!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Uruguay Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 06:27:47 PM
That was just wrong, dude.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 06:36:36 PM
Uruguay is where my gaucho co-workers go to pick up cheap booze & gasoline.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Uruguay Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 09:03:20 PM
I almost ditched you fucks to go to Uruguay this year.

A world tour not includung the USA? Inconceivable!



Re: Uruguay Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 09:11:03 PM
Most Americans don't use a passport when they take a world tour.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Uruguay Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 09:12:57 PM
But they have special green uniforms and big boom sticks...



Re: Uruguay Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 09:14:11 PM
ahahahahaha. me like.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Uruguay Reply #8 on: April 21, 2009, 06:34:09 AM
Green uniforms? Welcome to the 20th century.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #9 on: April 21, 2009, 06:45:12 AM
Gotta keep up with the times!



Re: Uruguay Reply #10 on: April 21, 2009, 10:55:52 PM
Dear Zoomie,

I'm sorry I pissed on your parade in 3 lines.
I would have loved to see where this thread was headed.
I'll be more aware from now on.

Love,
-=Dave=-
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Uruguay Reply #11 on: April 21, 2009, 10:58:07 PM
You realize you'll have to give them up if you want to be my wingman...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #12 on: April 21, 2009, 11:00:27 PM
Que?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Uruguay Reply #13 on: April 21, 2009, 11:02:23 PM
Cigarettes
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #14 on: April 21, 2009, 11:06:34 PM
I've had 2 all day ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Uruguay Reply #15 on: April 21, 2009, 11:15:22 PM
Good. I'm going to need someone who can hike, bike and paddle.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Uruguay Reply #16 on: April 21, 2009, 11:20:08 PM
W3rd ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Uruguay Reply #17 on: April 21, 2009, 11:22:07 PM
I've had 2 all day ...

He's had 2 fags today... or have the 2 fags had him...



Re: Uruguay Reply #18 on: April 21, 2009, 11:25:48 PM
Both ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')