is cutting them, and having one of them almost fall out 


just happened. 

a little scotch tape, and a couple little mermaid band aids, and I'm all good to go.



you know, a word of advice.

be careful when you go to stuff a nut back into a sliced scrote.  those fuckers are even more sensitive outside the sack.  Gentle, and unforceful is the key.  And maybe some lube.  I didn't have any lube nearby and was afraid my dog would snatch my dangly nut on the way to the bedroom for it

What the fuck were you using garden shears?

If I'm trimming my shit I use the same small scissors one would normally use for trimming nose hairs.

I don't think you could cut out one of your balls unless you were intentionally stabbing and slicing like goddamn Edward Scissorhands.

Be more careful next time.

I'm thinking cheese grater, or Cuisinart ...

You're gonna love my nuts!

I shave 'em with a straight razor...

Har har love that schtick!

Hey ya bald balled fuck. Where ya been? Slummin wit da hipsters?

And you have a son. What ya doing with lil mermaind bandies? Trying to get him fast tracked to the other side or what?

I shave 'em with a straight razor...

Sounds like a good way to learn how to sing an octave higher.

wanna feel how much my mustache tickles??? 

i'd ask you to just teabag me, however, you'd teabag my teabag when your nuts fell out of your slit-sac ...

I'm leaving this thread now.

When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam you with ether COOL or ASSHOLE points ...

When this pic actually materializes, considering it's your first post, I'm SO gonna slam your ASSHOLE ...

Fixed

I wonder how long that took.

Ok, good ...
You all took care of it for me ...

Thanks ...

Hahaha that Mr Bill/The Scream one is great!

Mr Bill's always been good ...

Mr. Bill: Mr. Bill Learns Karate

Mr. Bill Safety

Mr. Bill for MasterCard


More here:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_type=&search_query=mr+bill

Yeah, back in the day he was great. The Mastercard shit was lame though.

I just linked to a few random findings ....

ok, well I don't know about all those movies and shit....



.... but I know that bitches love a shaved sack.  Case in point....


Last night I got my brains fucked out.


ok, so it was only a pretend chick, but at least he shaved his beard off this time...

'least yer honest .....
I guess I can spare -=1=- cool point for that ...