Dmoth has watched a few too many eps of Martha Stewart, soaked all the labels off the DXM bottles and is going to make clothes.

Bwa ha ha, I should!

I would but I can't find my tape measure.

No rush.

Ladies, I think you should email Danzig this info rather than PM it. I don't want to see the boards go crashing because of Danzig's overwhelming flood of PMs. I mean, I'm sure you're all jumping at the chance to send personal information to some creepy guy on the Internet.

If they wanted creepy, Danzig'll do in the absence of bagman...

this isn't at all creepy

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

I'm not expecting any of the new females to hand over their info, this is more aimed at the old crew here who knows me.

DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE!

"DANGER, WILL ROGERS!  DANGER!"

Well at this rate, the boys will be getting a prize.  Might as well start posting your shirt sizes guys.

Just put me down for - Buff.

Hip? C? Sarah? Go for it.

Dave Thrash
5006-2 San Juan Ave
Jacksonville, Florida 32210

You forgot size, thrash.

1.5"

OK, that's girth, now length.

No, that's length. He can't even measure girth.

For shirts?
Large, I guess ...

Tricky, I'll measure it by your lockjaw ...

For shirts?
Large, I guess ...

Tricky, I'll measure it by your lockjaw ...

Now panty size.

Tricky's or mine?

I'm not sure how I'd translate a 32" waist into chickpants ...

Oh sorry I assumed you wore panties.  Nevermind.

Tricky's or mine?

I'm not sure how I'd translate a 32" waist into chickpants ...

About a 14-16 in Australia. Then we have the Eu sizing system and and and. Be happy you have a penis.

Tell me about it ...

*chin on fist, leans forward*

Hey, do you block out the daylight from your windows?
I have you in my head as doing so ...

Hey, do you block out the daylight from your windows?
I have you in my head as doing so ...

A lot of days I do, not today though. 

Fair 'nuff ...

I thought the same thing.