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Somebody get this girl a sandwich...(Read 19615 times)
Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #30 on: April 24, 2009, 07:16:15 PM
Paris Hilton's foot btw



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #31 on: April 24, 2009, 07:31:00 PM
ugh. it's more a flipper in a very very ugly shoe.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #32 on: April 25, 2009, 01:00:07 AM
Whoa ....
So there's officially NOTHING redeeming about her ...

WonderFudge ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #33 on: April 25, 2009, 01:53:04 PM
My BMI is 20. How depressing.
Is that high, or low?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #34 on: April 25, 2009, 01:54:03 PM
She's 3 inches taller than me but weighs 30 lbs less. I must be a heffer.
Mooo! Mooooooooo!
Be careful I consider that a mating call.
???
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #35 on: April 25, 2009, 01:58:30 PM
I know all the answers. I'm stealing too many replies.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 01:58:59 PM by homeless-joe »
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #36 on: April 25, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
20 BMI is on the lower side of an average/ healthy BMI.
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Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #37 on: April 25, 2009, 02:47:13 PM
I think my BMI would be about 10 then.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #38 on: April 25, 2009, 03:03:32 PM
it's kind of a trip. i was figuring out what i'd have to weight to have a BMI of 20, and that would be 115 pounds. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. seriously, i have some pictures of me from that era when i was down to 118 and i looked grotesquely thin and fragile. my face was horribly hollow and i kinda looked like a praying mantis with big boobs.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #39 on: April 25, 2009, 03:09:08 PM
it's kind of a trip. i was figuring out what i'd have to weight to have a BMI of 20, and that would be 115 pounds. WHAT FUCKING BULLSHIT. seriously, i have some pictures of me from that era when i was down to 118 and i looked grotesquely thin and fragile. my face was horribly hollow and i kinda looked like a praying mantis with big boobs.
Up to something like 25 is supposed to be healthy too.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #40 on: April 25, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
BMI calculator for those curious types:
http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #41 on: April 25, 2009, 03:17:04 PM
The first link under the paid adds on google..... what do i win !
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #42 on: April 25, 2009, 03:18:53 PM



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #43 on: April 25, 2009, 03:19:54 PM
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 03:20:56 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #44 on: April 25, 2009, 03:20:28 PM
Your link, was the first on google, under the paid adds, when I went to look for bmi calculators.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #45 on: April 25, 2009, 03:20:51 PM
I got a 20. something
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #46 on: April 25, 2009, 03:43:53 PM
Mine is 21.3

I bet that Australian chick doesn't get her period anymore.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #47 on: April 25, 2009, 03:45:01 PM
Dmoth will be happy to hear that.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #48 on: April 25, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
Hahahaha

He must be torn...
Positive: no period blood
Negative: bag of antlers



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #49 on: April 25, 2009, 04:41:34 PM
cue: eitje
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #50 on: April 25, 2009, 04:51:13 PM
i am also obese, but those aren't really proper calculators for BMI. real BMIs take a lot more measurements than just weight and height.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #51 on: April 25, 2009, 05:12:25 PM
Sarah's such a genius!  Do you know how to open cans without tabs also?
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Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #52 on: April 25, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
I can but I bet I can open you up even faster.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #53 on: April 25, 2009, 05:42:43 PM
......uhm.  I'm not sure weather do be turned on or offended?
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Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #54 on: April 25, 2009, 06:09:03 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #55 on: April 25, 2009, 07:10:54 PM
Afraid. Very very afraid.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #56 on: April 25, 2009, 07:14:44 PM
I know the BMI calcs listed are rubbish, I'm 6'2' and 160, and I get a 20.5. I KNOW i'm not a healthy weight right now.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 07:15:08 PM by homeless-joe »
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #57 on: April 26, 2009, 01:57:45 AM
Jesus... I'm 6'2" and 230.

I dont give a fuck what my BMI says.



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #58 on: April 26, 2009, 02:17:07 AM
I'm overweight.  What a shocker!



Re: Somebody get this girl a sandwich... Reply #59 on: April 26, 2009, 02:20:49 AM
No, youre not.

You're nicely proportioned...