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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


We have had a death in the family(Read 5059 times)
We have had a death in the family on: April 25, 2009, 04:56:06 PM
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 04:59:20 PM
Thats sucks. But on another note, i clicked the link and was greated by a flash add with a granny crushed under what looked a big rock or bean bag.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #2 on: April 25, 2009, 04:59:44 PM
Welll... you know the difference between Bea Arthur and an old shoe don't you?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #3 on: April 25, 2009, 05:00:36 PM
I'd rather eat the old shoe?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 05:02:27 PM
That's my boy! Wanna borrow the CVS card tonight?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 05:03:22 PM
Yay!  I get to save 50 cents!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 05:12:13 PM
Aww, sadface.
cream filling for hollow victories



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 05:16:00 PM
Buona notte, Dorothy.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 05:27:35 PM
And then there's Maude...
maude



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 05:30:06 PM
Abortion is STILL totally a dirty word.  What planet were THEY living on?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #10 on: April 25, 2009, 05:33:58 PM
It was called the 1970's...



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #11 on: April 25, 2009, 05:38:23 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #12 on: April 25, 2009, 06:55:11 PM
It was called the 1970's...
When you could tell a woman "Get your [body] into the kitchen!" and the whole audience would laugh.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #13 on: April 25, 2009, 07:01:46 PM
I had houndstooth bellbottoms in the 70's...it was a different time fo sho.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #14 on: April 25, 2009, 07:02:45 PM
I had houndstooth bellbottoms in the 70's...it was a different time fo sho.
i'd be interested in seeing evidence of that.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 07:05:36 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #15 on: April 25, 2009, 07:03:29 PM
I wish I could find the photos.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #16 on: April 25, 2009, 07:03:49 PM
I wana see the grannie pants shes wearing now.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #17 on: April 25, 2009, 07:04:45 PM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #18 on: April 25, 2009, 07:07:15 PM
Change it to "sniff" and you got a winner.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #19 on: April 25, 2009, 07:07:44 PM
I wana see the grannie pants shes wearing now.

You're not getting me to post my undies...




Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #20 on: April 25, 2009, 07:10:02 PM
Okay, we'll start with pics.....
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #21 on: April 26, 2009, 01:26:06 AM



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #22 on: April 26, 2009, 09:54:38 AM
I wana see the grannie pants shes wearing now.

You're not getting me to post my undies...



I had a hit tonight (some other thread), work is more interesting and I'm nicely buzzed. Time to go watch the battle of Endor on DVD
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: We have had a death in the family Reply #23 on: April 26, 2009, 11:43:36 AM
I want one of those bikes.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.