So far I have baked my own cake and cleaned up cat piss off 3 surfaces.

Later I get to cook my own dinner.

John Conlee - Backside of Thirty

I'd be glad to cook for you ...
Maybe ...

'appy birfday!

Happy birthday Daisy!!

if you were closer to me I'd bake you a cake and cook you dinner;)

hope you have a great day!!

Later I get to cook my own dinner.

awww.  I'd cook for you.
But it would have to be spaghetti or hamburger helper.

If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.

But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.

Happy Birthday!!!! 



I have leftovers in the fridge.  Help yourself. 

If you were single I'd offer to make you a 4 course Indian-vegetarian dinner and sex you up.

But don't feel special, I say that to everyone here on their birthday. Except Krapsna. His ol' lady would whoop my ass.

He's never carried through for me on that ...

That's because you cooks it at his house.
In Maryland.

No one ever come to eat my cooking.

Thanks guys.

Eitje, I love spaghetti and hamburger helper, I am not fancy.

And Zoomie...if I were single, I would drive down there for that dinner and sex. Actually I drove through Maryland last month, I didn't know you were there or I'd have waved...

No one ever come to eat my cooking.

I have!

 

OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.

OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.

That was probably the booze.

You are soooooo Kreskin...

For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...

Yeah, I hurled the next day and it was all bile.  Definitely the booze.  I should've eaten more of the food and ingested a little less Maker's Mark.

Ooooh bad plan. As soon as you stop drinking the trouble starts.

i went to a 7 year old's birthday party today. the magician was okay.

daisy should have had a magician for her birthday!

For my next trick, I shall pull a rabbit out of this hat...

awww...
you were your own magician, too....

Herpe Berfdey.

I got you a DJ for your party:



And a cake:

OK, true, you and Mosh. and maybe Emp. Though last time he hurled afterward.

My stomach is made of cast iron, and is impervious to everything except Japanese supermarket pizza.

Happy birthday Daisymae.

and over pasteurized milk

I think that was more the claustrophobia attack I had, rather than that disgusting milk.

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it was funneh...

it wasnt at the time.

it was funneh...

it wasnt at the time.

oh, the carnage.

Happy b to the irfday.

Upon thinking, I'd do most of you in the pooper for your birthdays ...

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More at 11!!!!