We're doomed. Doomed I'm tellin ya! Captain Trips is on the loose...

If the women would still fuck me;  aint no emergency.

so long as you don't mind a little extra phlegm and mucus...

Lube is as lube does.

Lets party like it's 1347

1347 was a 1337 year.

They told me something about the Black Plague and I was like there is definitely a Black Plague.  But then they said we had to wear masks.  I didn't know they were contagious.

They're coming to quarantine you, Barbara...

I was just diagnosed with the swine flu.  I'll tell you all later if I survive.  Guess I shouldn't have been rolling around with those pigs.

Don't tell us that your dick didn't slip into one of 'em cuz we'll know you're lying...

I'd say a pig's vagina is the closest to a humans. A dolphin's is up there too.

We're doomed. Doomed I'm tellin ya! Captain Trips is on the loose...

Good thing I've run through enough "what if"s to be read for this day!

You and me both, brother. But I could use a couple hundred more .22LR and 20 ga rounds...

At least Canada isn't getting the blame this time. 

At least Canada isn't getting the blame this time. 

..never piss off your dealer.

sneaky step to nationalized medicine? i have to go check with some conspiracy theorists i know.


btw, as a fat chick, dying from swine flu would be so epic.

You and me both, brother. But I could use a couple hundred more .22LR and 20 ga rounds...

well, with a pandemic, you don't need to defend yourself with weapons.  Mostly, everyone should die off, leaving all of the necessary infrastructure to rebuild, if necessary.

i just wish I'd had time to go back and get the basic classes out of the way on "how to run a power plant".

btw, as a fat chick, dying from swine flu would be so epic.

irony will also be when sexist men and police officers die from it.

Luke, you don't need a power plant. We will start again with Solar and Wind power. Meet me in the heartland and we'll grow vegetables and hunt game. Bring women.

solar and wind are difficult to do without an infrastructure to support them.
what, is our primary goal going to be getting the solar cell fabs back up & running?

speaking of which, do you think they eat their own dogfood, or do you think the factories for cells & turbines run off grid electricity?

Dude you're thinking too big. Solar and wind for us. Anyone else, we charge them to learn to make their own.

Fuckabuncha infrastructure. I want an electric car and an autogyro.

I've plainly put more thought into surviving a disease-apocalypse than you. 

No, you've clearly put more consideration into helping civilization survive an apocalypse than I.

I say fuck em. I can make my own power, filter my own drinking water and create my own sustainable agriculture.

And I can shoot uninvited people.

They found some cases in NZ

eck !!

and you know how much bio-security there is on flights from NZ to Aussie.

eck !!

and you're aware of the resources the governments of our nations pour into training the best and brightest Samoan forensic scientists to patrol our airports just for cases like these

I will be avoiding human contact for a little while.

More than usual, anyway.

sneaky step to nationalized medicine? i have to go check with some conspiracy theorists i know.

Would a half decent national health care scheme be really that bad a thing for the US? The rest of the developed world seems to like theirs.