Viral ad for fake engagement rings.

I think I've finally been to the end of the internet.

The end of a circle is ?

The end of a circle is death

Having a baby sleeping in the same bed as us has kind of put a strain on having relations with my husband. Don't get me wrong, we still have the sex... we just end up with a lot more rug burn these days. Sigh.

amen to that.. we're living the same life.

this makes me kind of not want babies.
my boyfriend's 6 year old son being around just less than half the week already puts a damper on all the sexual things we would normally be doing.

also: a good girlfriend of mine just started seeing a relationship counselor with her boyfriend of 6 years. the therapist showed her a graph of relationshits and how couples with kids have this extremely low-sex, low-relationship strength trough of oh, like, 15 years or some craziness, whereas a couple with no children remain on a constant upward movement towards happier days and closer sexual bonding until they hit like 55, and then sort of level off until death.

relationshits

haha

hi tricky, hows your vagina?

Uh... I don't know, it's just down there, not really doing anything.

minding its own business!

I think I should have had her put an "Out Of Business" sign instead of "Thrash Was Here '09" over it ...

Then again, I have another $10bux if ....

I think I should have had her put an "Out Of Business" sign instead of "Thrash Was Here '09" over it ...

Then again, I have another $10bux if ....

Bahahaha! I'm game. That shit is pretty much out of business.

me too. Bravo

Si:
Any white person complaining about someone joking about racism is a whiney pussy that needs to go get fucked, no offense.  If you can't tell what real racism is than I'll gladly keep pissing you off just to see the poor white guy get butthurt about someone saying something racist on the internet. 

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=306.msg12283#msg12283

Yeah, no shit. 

whereas a couple with no children remain on a constant upward movement towards happier days and closer sexual bonding until they hit like 55, and then sort of level off until death.

I'm sooo looking forward to death.

also: a good girlfriend of mine just started seeing a relationship counselor with her boyfriend of 6 years. the therapist showed her a graph of relationshits and how couples with kids have this extremely low-sex, low-relationship strength trough of oh, like, 15 years or some craziness, whereas a couple with no children remain on a constant upward movement towards happier days and closer sexual bonding until they hit like 55, and then sort of level off until death.

Is the therapist a bull dyke feminist or what? I'd like to know where she got her chart. Nothing wrong with my sex life. I would say if couples have an issue after having children, it is because one of them is doing all the work while the other one fucks off.

Them negros are the worst kind of weather condition....

My parents have one of those...stone gone = tornado...

My parents have one of those...stone gone = tornado...

I'm pretty sure that's what it said originally.
Close analysis of the picture leads me to believe it's doctored.

I'm pretty sure that's what it said originally.
Close analysis of the picture leads me to believe it's doctored.

Upon further inspection, these are loafers.

The above post is further evidence that the Internet should be outlawed.

The above post is further evidence that the Internet should be outlawed.

Don't worry, I heard on the radio this morning that the internet was going to run out of room in a couple of years and be too slow (with brownouts) to be reliable for business use.

The above post is further evidence that the Internet should be outlawed.

Don't worry, I heard on the radio this morning that the internet was going to run out of room in a couple of years and be too slow (with brownouts) to be reliable for business use.

We should start recycling internets.
People are just too wasteful.

Nah, see THAT's funny. Making fun of stereotypes is hilarious. Going, "Black people are bad, mmkay" is boring and not funny. Whitey sucks = lame. Watching white people try to dance is funny as hell.

I wonder what they're running from in that picture, they look terrified!