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Current SEX thoughts(Read 405012 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #210 on: May 07, 2009, 09:47:39 AM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.
lawsuits from all of the rest, huh?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #211 on: May 07, 2009, 09:58:21 AM
No, but lots of unmarked graves.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #212 on: May 07, 2009, 01:18:59 PM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.

who?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #213 on: May 07, 2009, 01:19:46 PM
I've met one girl who that absolutely applies to.

who?

I think you know her rather well.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #214 on: May 07, 2009, 01:23:09 PM
would you say i know her as well as i know myself?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #215 on: May 07, 2009, 01:33:42 PM
Oh yeah, definitely.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #216 on: May 07, 2009, 01:55:53 PM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #217 on: May 07, 2009, 05:36:46 PM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.

you are the complete opposite of coy
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #218 on: May 07, 2009, 06:23:07 PM



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #219 on: May 08, 2009, 08:54:46 AM
« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 08:55:28 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #220 on: May 08, 2009, 09:28:15 AM
i fancy myself a coy little minx at times.

you are the complete opposite of coy

yeah, HERE. i have no need to impress as i don't want to bed any of you that i haven't already.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #221 on: May 08, 2009, 01:44:51 PM
She plays hard to get IRL.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #222 on: May 08, 2009, 09:29:57 PM
current SEX thought: I need something in my ass right now... Dave??? Where are you??



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #223 on: May 08, 2009, 09:37:55 PM
current SEX thought: I need something in my ass right now... Dave??? Where are you??
not buying tickets to Japan.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #224 on: May 08, 2009, 09:39:20 PM
Yeah, tickets to MD are way cheaper.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #225 on: May 08, 2009, 10:08:36 PM
i bet he won't buy those, either.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #226 on: May 08, 2009, 10:10:29 PM
You're probably right. He's going to make me cum to FL.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #227 on: May 08, 2009, 10:11:05 PM
but then it's on like an ass-raping donkey kong!

« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 10:12:52 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #228 on: May 08, 2009, 10:13:11 PM
and I'm GAME!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #229 on: May 09, 2009, 01:40:37 AM
i was hoping that as that picture dl-ed on my slow-ass connection, DK would be viciously assraping luigi. what the fuck? thanks for the letdown.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #230 on: May 09, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
but then it's on like an ass-raping donkey kong!




I LOL'ed.

tricky approves
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #231 on: May 09, 2009, 10:25:44 AM
what the fuck? thanks for the letdown.



This was on a page titled:
DONKEY PORN
Better than Donkey Kong

PS:  Do you make the same face as the brown one, hip, when you're getting it from behind?
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 10:27:52 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #232 on: May 09, 2009, 10:33:03 AM
Hahahahahahaha!  Oh god.....make more jokes like that one Eitje.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #233 on: May 09, 2009, 11:19:52 AM
that donkey isn't even getting it yet, so the point is moot.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #234 on: May 09, 2009, 12:31:35 PM
I was just taking a shower, and I thought about how hip likes to fuck around in her shower.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #235 on: May 09, 2009, 03:00:43 PM
No, but lots of unmarked graves.

Haha!



Sophia Bush

Agreed. She was the one saving grace of that John Tucker Must Die piece of shit.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #236 on: May 09, 2009, 03:48:07 PM
did you spank it?



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #237 on: May 09, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
You think I'd watch crap like that on my own? It was Amy's pick.

She thought it sucked too, but insisted on finishing it.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #238 on: May 09, 2009, 04:20:52 PM
did you spank it?
nope.
but it was fun to think about.
a lot of your stories are interesting, that way.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2009, 04:22:10 PM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #239 on: May 09, 2009, 04:30:45 PM
Oh. She wasn't talking to me. I'm a little slow today, or something.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.