Have him stretch it across your nose and mouth and then inhale deeply. That's how Tricky likes it.

ewww. where did your brain even get a thought like that?

So gross, right.

What's wrong with you tricky?

you thought of that one, you sick man.

if only it could be just the three of us, forever and ever.

If you want to choke someone without killing them make sure you don't crush their trachea, and like Lothar said if they lose consciousness let go and revive them if necessary. It's best not to choke them into unconsciousness.

Yeah, one trick you can use would be a nice thick silk necktie and just make a loose slipknot.

well, i mean, how many seconds at a time can you do it? (generally)

i imagine that's different per-person.  you'd probably need to do some empirical tests.

I'm seeing clinical trials on the horizon. Like when a certain Texan goes to NYC...

Give him some head. put your tongue under it. hahaha

Will do!!! OMG I CAN"T WAIT!!! Why do I have to work so damn much?!?!?

well, i mean, how many seconds at a time can you do it? (generally)

Airway constriction takes longer than blood.

Still, I wouldn't go longer than around ten seconds.

current sex thought: this morning i woke up to some serious sex noises coming from the other room. my friend james got some strange ass last night for his birthday. i believe her name was "tanika". what the fuck kind of name is that?

Ukraine.

or something.

kiss me or I'll crush you

who am I to refuse???

believe her name was "tanika". what the fuck kind of name is that?

I don't know which country you're in but I don't think you should ever leave.

I think I'm going to go rub a quick one out in the shower before I go to work ...

I'm seeing clinical trials on the horizon. Like when a certain Texan goes to NYC...

Psch!
I'm not going to let some girl choke me for her own entertainment!
Even if it IS for science!

How selfish of you, denying science like that.

Science-forbid he spout such blasphemy.

Current sex thoughts:

Opportunities abound.

Thankfully my dreadful dry spell is about to be over. Thursday night I am going to a show with lil "cute" Sasha (just mostly to practice interacting with a woman in person - she has a boyfriend, but she suggested we go to the show and she is actually cool once you peel back her outer layers). Then Friday evening I am taking another girl to another show, and expect that I will almost certainly (odds are better than 90%), have sex with her that night. There's a reason I am giving it such high odds, but I am keeping the reason to myself. Before you speculate, no, J and I are not going out again. Also, she is not an escort or a prostitute - no money will be exchanged for services rendered. In addition to that Friday-night girl, I am working another angle with another attractive lady, who like me, enjoys museums of fine art, travel, fine dining, and a fun time. She just moved here to Austin four weeks ago, and that is my in. 

You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.

just mostly to practice interacting with a woman in person

With your hearing I'd recommend lip-reading

working another angle

Thrash is also "working angles"... hmmm...

What is it with the "working the angles"?

This aint the fucking WWE, kids... and really, put Dave and Kyle together, and they might make up one leg of Paul Wight. Might.

You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.

Point taken, I see.

current: i obviously need this:

current sex thought: Round 2 is in the making.. Wednesday or Thursday maybe. Can't wait to get my mouth on that cock!!! *drools*

Wait a minute.  I went over to Kyle's house today to borrow his Theremin and when I asked about chicks he did not mention this.  What the fuck Kyle?  You are such a chicken shit!

Theramin? He named his dildo Theramin???

Think of the weird noises that would come from it...

ahh. makes sense.