Plus, I mean, Mello is a total wuss-baby.

I have no fucking idea.  And yes, I really do have trouble keeping track.  Seriously, I JUST started keeping track of who everyone was when LG reopened. 

I make tennis courts. And I'm a part-time DJ. Oh and I do airbrushing on cars as a sort of hobby/job.

Si and Mosh have both hit the nail on the head.

There is my professional life, then there is my personal life. Most of you know where I live, have an open invitation to stay whenever you'd like. See my face then.

Speaking of baby pants, Lucas, Holly and Brian have requested seeing your face!

And Si, you mean airbrushing like sweet ass tropic designs on the side of 70s vans if so FUCKING SIGN ME UP CAUSE IM FLYING DOWN - WITH A VAN  (i wish:( )

Slow ride
Take it easy...

Most of you know where I live, have an open invitation to stay whenever you'd like. See my face then.

I'm gonna take a WILD GUESS here and assume the people not included in "most" are danzig, bagman, and all the girls who are not a current spouse of an LG guy. booyah!

are you seriously butthurt?! 1 homo point for you.

FYI your BFF C was at my house some years ago, and I offered katie to drop by when she was in town.

Wanna come up with more "WILD GUESSES"?


Si - here's what I was thinking



How fucking badass would it be if I drove to gigs in that? Just in case no one noticed, it's a viking. A FUCKING NORSE VIKING. Why a viking? Because it's fucking epic!
But I'm thinking more along the lines of a viking fighting a dragon while suplexing a ninja.

Is this possible?

OF COURSE IT IS!

Is that from the Honda commercial?

What exactly would I have to be "butt-hurt" over? Just telling it like it is.

No see, you're not. I figured my post got that across. Maybe you could order some of this for your butthurt?



Si - Not sure. I looked up "airbrushed Van" on google and that's what came up. As a side note, my father had one of those. He also wore tight shirts, had a bitchin' mustache and a severe love of schlitz.

Honda Odyssey ad

Vans are lame but id like to sign away my life to own one after seeing that

"ButtHurt" is the best coined, compound word ever!

I think butthurt is one of the lamest modern words I've heard in recent years, and I'm not even saying that to be contrary. I think it sounds dumb as fuck. Right up there with the phrase "hit me up".

What are your thoughts on "pickleweasel"?

I prefer "buttsad" myself.  Either way, I think both words are hilarious sounding.

Yo, hit me up when you ain't all butthurt, yo.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Fo shizzle!

CST: Round 3 with Mr Uncut tomorrow!!!!

A random sex dream to share: a couple nights ago I dreamed that I was a guy, hanging out with a guy friend. We were both straight. I somehow convinced my friend to fuck my ass. We were in bed, laying on our sides, facing each other, I was all turned on, but I needed to take off my pants so I went to do that and then the dream somehow got confused with reality. I was suddenly awake, taking off my pajama pants, and really pissed off that I had waken up without getting to have guy on guy buttsecks in my dream. FML

I know at least two people here who will appreciate my dream!

 

Only 2 people??

I was suddenly awake, taking off my pajama pants, and really pissed off

...

I know at least two people here who will appreciate my dream!

That's the part I appreciated.

Only 2 people??

She said "at least."

A random sex dream to share: a couple nights ago I dreamed that I was a guy, hanging out with a guy friend. We were both straight. I somehow convinced my friend to fuck my ass. We were in bed, laying on our sides, facing each other, I was all turned on, but I needed to take off my pants so I went to do that and then the dream somehow got confused with reality. I was suddenly awake, taking off my pajama pants, and really pissed off that I had waken up without getting to have guy on guy buttsecks in my dream. FML

I know at least two people here who will appreciate my dream!

I don't appreciate the particular subject of your dream so much as sympathize. I've had so many dreams that were headed in totally the right direction end by me waking up slightly for whatever reason. Including one where I woulda been catered to by five hot, naked, eager chicks. Godfuckingdamnit.

However, I've never dreamed about fucking a dude or being fucked by a dude. As asshole-homophobe as it may sound, I reckon I'd feel pretty gross if I ever did dream something like that.

I've dreamed about eating purple vomit from some mystery animal, and that got me horny in the dream.  And puking does NOT normally turn me on.  Dreams are strange.

Speaking of baby pants, Lucas, Holly and Brian have requested seeing your face!

we're going there to play risk, right?

This guy modelled for the van above:

YEEEEAHHHHH BOOOIIIIIII!!!!

I don't appreciate the particular subject of your dream so much as sympathize. I've had so many dreams that were headed in totally the right direction end by me waking up slightly for whatever reason. Including one where I woulda been catered to by five hot, naked, eager chicks. Godfuckingdamnit.

However, I've never dreamed about fucking a dude or being fucked by a dude. As asshole-homophobe as it may sound, I reckon I'd feel pretty gross if I ever did dream something like that.

I actually did that last night with the whole 'getting to sing the theme tune to the prince of bel air' but waking up before I could. But usually it's with eating sweets. Once I spent the whole time going round getting as many sweets as I could, sat down to eat them, and then woke up. Really disappointing.

that guy was fucking hilarious