So would I.

OMG Sasha that's too fucking funny.

I'm married now so I don't give a fuck, but when I was single and talking to girls in bars, my attitude was that were someone to say something like that to me, I'd fire an equivalent comment right back. 90% of the time that ended the conversation and I could get back to watching the ball game.

I'm not asexual, I'm just not getting fucked!

Probably because I usually end up with too much liquid courage and with my tongue loosened up talk some poor girl's ear off about depressing stuff all night.

I also say inappropriate things at times when it counts.  For instance, this really hot guy was hitting on me at a bar and asked me why I carried mace.  I then said, "well because I couldn't curb check your face without macing you first, since I'm not very strong." And then he stops hitting on me.  I guess guys don't think you are joking when you say stuff like that.

Either of these situations would probably end up with me in bed with either of you. Apparently threatening me with bodily harm OR talking about depressing shit turns me on. What can I say? I'm a "fixer."

Yeah, saying that to me would make me wanna bed you even more.

I used to have better luck finding fixers.

I used to have better luck finding fixers.

They all found someone by now that's permanently broken.

What can I say? I'm a "fixer."

Ugh sadly I know what this is and I am one too. But I'm trying not to be anymore.

If you two are fixers then I have no idea why you both aren't madly in love with me, cuz this nigger is BROKEN.

There's broken, then there's damn near unfixable.

hahahaha ....
Nice ...

I'd be all about that line, Sasha ...

CST: As it would seem... round 4 with Mr Uncut could possibly involve him taking a ride on the Red River. I'm going to test him on this one and see where it goes. Maybe he'll fuck me in the shower or in the ass or maybe I'm just suck his cock and swallow his man juice. He could titty fuck me or even ALL OF THE ABOVE!

Any way I'm happy but I'm SO curious to see what kinda guy he is. Hmmm ..

red river.. fuck that. oh

If I were him I'd pan for gold.  I heard prospectors are striking it rich in those sweet valleys.

red river.. fuck that. oh

Yes, that's what I want him to do. I guess I wasn't clear.

let him figure it out. if he cowers away then insult his manhood.

^Excellent idea!

Unfortunately, his wife is on a 4 day weekend so there will be no surprise rafting this month. Oh well. *sigh*

CST: I really really need to get fucked. Mr Uncut is on lockdown so I'll have to look elsewhere. Hmmm.

Edited to add: I talked to him today and somehow we got on the "bi" subject. In a serious tone he said he would pitch but not catch!! I am SO fucking turned on right now. *shower time*

That's gay.

No, not yet. Wait one more month and I'll have a cock in this guy's ass then you can say that.

Haha! Still, pitching is still gay.

Yep. Fine if he's into that, but it's definitely gay.

Well, I'm definately ok with it. And happy he feels he can tell me. His wife probably doesn't have a clue.

Well, I'm definitely ok with it. And happy he feels he can tell me. His wife probably doesn't have a clue.

True. Still gay.

Hypothetically: If someone is a dude-fucker, normally fucks dudes, then one day when he is sucking someone off, he lets a chick hop on his cock.  Would you say "Dude, that's totally straight!  He fucked a chick so that means he is straight"?

exactly.

Hypothetically: If someone is a dude-fucker, normally fucks dudes, then one day when he is sucking someone off, he lets a chick hop on his cock.  Would you say "Dude, that's totally straight!  He fucked a chick so that means he is straight"?

Not me, I'd still consider him gay.

There's a lot of gay dudes that would cry foul about it though. I've been to gay parties, and believe me, those catty bastards would have a lot to say about that situation.

He hasn't fucked a guy but he said he would if he had to. Prison sentence I'm thinking.. Personally, I don't care who or what he wants to fuck as long as I'm getting some. And speaking of getting some.....


CST: ROUND 4!!!!!!! OMG this was amazing!!! He texts me at 5:30pm to let me know his wife got called in to work and has a lil time free. So, I'm like, "cool I need to be fucked hard... only thing is I'm on the rag, but if you're up for something else I'm game." He's says, "ok just get here soon because she'll be back at 7".

So I shower quickly and rush my ass 20 mins to his house. It took about 30 cuz of this badass storm. I get there at 6:30... only 30 mins DAMN! It's pouring its ass off and thundering. I run in. He shuts the door behind me, picks me up and carries me off into the bedroom. Mouth rape, wet clothes thrown everywhere, nipple suckfest, it was nicccce. So I'm standing butt naked with him sucking on my neck and I say to him.. "so what do you wanna do? I'm up for Anything "He says, "I've been thinking about you riding me all week." I feel like I just hit it big on the slots.. I hear all the bells and whistles going off.. JACKPOT!! PERIOD SEX!!!

I then take him down like a horny teenage girl would take down one of the Jonas Brothers, if they didn't have on their chastity belt.  It was fucking amazing! It was kinda dark in the room from the storm and the thunder really set a nice sexy mood.All the heavy rain pounded down as I pounded down on him. Lovely!

I started off staying upright and letting him grab all on my tits. I then rode him like I was riding the Seattle Slew into Triple Crown victory. All the while he's grabbing my ass while I grind away. I'm right there and I let it be known that I'm going to cum all over his glorious uncut member.. and he's right there with me cumming and being as vocal as it can get. It was amazing!

He actually let me get one more out of him before I had to go.. he's such a trooper! And quite sweet... he took the marriage license down from where I was in straight eye contact with it while he fucked me. That was very thoughtful. I didn't even say anything.. he just brought it up afterwards.

He didn't say anything about the mess and he even offered to clean me up. He was quite the gentleman. I left the house at 3 mins till. I was very damn close to meeting her. It's not something I want to do. He doesn't seem to care so much. He made it known on our first meeting that if he gets caught he wants it to be with someone worth it, someone like me. (HAHAHAHA!) I keep telling him I'm not worth losing everything over and he just says.. "if you say so." then shakes his head. He's hilarious!

What a great day!

Man, I guess I'm a fuckin' prude.

I've been to gay parties...

fag.