it is a win for him, he gets to meet your crew and scout them for eventual upgrades

None of my friends are hotter than me for a reason.  Also, I have no interest in meeting this guy.  I just emailed him to fuck with him.

You young'uns ....
You just don't get it ...

It's ok, read this in 10 years ....

What don't I get?  I'm not that young, but thanks for thinking so.

You'll be farting dust any day now, I'm tellin' ya!

It's ok, read this in 10 years ....

is cool. people who like to fuck with others generally get fucked with in return

CST: I need to get laid, like now.

*shakes head*

CST: I just got a bunch of creepy texts from an old ex. Really creepy stuff like...

"I want to be there for you" 

"I just had a horrible day"

"I don't want to pour all this out on you"

"I'd like to talk to you tonite if it's okay joy.."

"Plz forgive me"

All in like 2 mins. Either he's gone psycho or he's drunk-texting me. I only kept his number incase a fuck session was in order. Now it's just creepy, needy, and clingy. I think I should run from this one.. again.

W3rd ...
Run, ass first, into my dick!

Just be hard and lubed up first..

I always am ...

We'll see about that..

No, seriously; I run the most un-PC PC repair shop in the US ...

Yeah, he works on apple products too !

CST: I just got a bunch of creepy texts from an old ex. Really creepy stuff like...

"I just had a horrible day"

Ugh, I know how you feel, Luke texted me that exact comment yesterday.

See, Luke can text me that and I'd be all.. "You poor baby! What can I do to help." When an ex texts you that it's like, "Should I really even care, you bastard?".


Seriously though... this guy that's been texting me just told me I was his first. Now he's all clingy and wishing for some kind of reliving the past deal. *sigh* I think he wants to show me his new moves. I'm horny but definately not that horny.

you could have fun crushing his spirit both during and after

This man threw up in a woman's mouth at a bar, he knows. Listen to him.

Nick, you know.. that could be fun!

I wonder what kind of pathetic texts I'd get after that though..

It's not worth it ...

Yeah, he's got that creepy stalker vibe.

The Kyle vibe.

The Dylan Vibe isn't the safest either, man ...

And what kind of vibe is that?

We'll poll the audience and see ....

And what kind of vibe is that?

Kinda like the Tru vibe, but younger!

I guess I can see why you would think that.

K, FTW!

a chat log that I like to call, "you dumb fuck, fuck off"
(this is a guy who messaged me on a certain website and sent me some pics, blah blah whatever)

5:45 PM him: that's ok.
5:47 PM when do you go home?
5:50 PM me: leave at 6
 him: good :-)
  want to speak on the phone later tonight?
5:51 PM me: i'm going out
 him: i hope you have fun.
5:52 PM me: thanks
 him: i hope we can figure out some time to meet up
 me: haha
  why do you want to meet me?
 him: uh-oh!
  i like chatting with you
 me: you want to meet me so you can chat with me
5:53 PM ?
 him: see what happens in real life
 me: see "what happens"?
  with what?
 him: making new friends. maybe more. you never know.
5:54 PM me: well
  i will say i dont think a physical attraction is there for me
 him: ok
5:55 PM me: and i'm feeling extremely anti-social lately
 him: ok