Tricky just gave me that no so fresh feeling.

Tricky seems to have a lot of epic fails.

W3rd ...

Tricky seems to have a lot of epic fails.

yeah.

that's what happens when you're an anti-social twat like me...

I think I'm a lil too social.. both can be epic fails.

the less sociable i behave in my day to day life the more people seem to circle me, looking for attention. needy bastards.

gosh! i nearly forgot why i clicked on this thread.

current sex thought: my lunchtime romp session with my boyfriend just wasn't enough to satisfy me today, with only the one lonely little orgasm i had. although i screamed his name as i came...it was pretty good. i've never done that before.

It doesn't sound so "lonely" to me ...

She's just bragging about the fact that she had sex today and I didn't.  Whore.

Do I look like a slut?
Uh-huh.
Shut up.

She's just bragging about the fact that she had sex today and I didn't.  Whore.

I didn't either. This sucks.

CST: OMG It's been like a 9 days since I had sex!!  This is horrible. I could fuck a chair leg right now.

CST: Take pics when you do ...

CST: Take pics when you do ...

CST: Take pics when you do ...

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Nine days?  You should try 29 years like Kyle did.

Dude, I go 9 days without masturbating.  Seriously, it's not that difficult.

*waits for Kyle to resurface just to correct Sasha*

Okay 28 years, whatthefuckever, for all we know he could have been lying. 

I don't think he was ....
Now he's stuffing CL sluts ...

No, I'm not gonna dig up Balor's post that's in the quotebox ....

I DO still laugh when I see it though ....

28, dude. Fuck that's old to lose your V.

I know!  I would've thought his cock would have just packed its bags and tried to post up somewhere else by then.

hahahhahahaha .....
NICE!!!

I know!  I would've thought his cock would have just packed its bags and tried to post up somewhere else by then.

i think he was worried about that, too. hence the clone a cock or whatever it was called. he thought he might need a backup plan.

hahahhahahaha .....
NICE!!!

If he put his cloned dick in his own ass, would that be gay?

Immediately I think yes, but it's actually just masturbation, isn't it?  Like if you could suck your own dick.

It is an interesting question ....

It's like the old "if a girl take it in the ass, is she still a virgin" debate ...

A virgin: Someone who has never had a penis in any orifice.  That's my definition when it comes to chicks.

So Skull fucking would be losing one's virginity. Sweet.


Here's a timeless question: Does oral count as "Sex"?

What is "sex" to all of you?

For example,  i have let plenty of men go down on me, but didn't bother having intercourse with them or returning the favor. (i'm selfish.)

 is this "Sex"? Do you count this in the big number?