HOT!

I's still totally bone this, even tho she's all lickey lickey these days

Who is that? Paul Hogan's daughter?

Dunno. Nice rack and tasty thick thighs tho...

God, I have vagina on the mind all the time. The tearing-off approach, appears to actually be working. I have no more bumps, only scabs. After I got out of the shower this morning two of the scabs came off and the skin underneath is brand fucking new, like a newborn's pubic area!

SEX HERE I COMECUM.

You are ripping off those sores?  You are so impatient.  Just let them heal!  You and that girl are just going to be swapping the molluscum back and forth if you don't abstain from sex.

 If he's dumb enough to think opening the sores is going to make him less contagious, I don't think he's going to listen to any of us.

I believe y'all misinterpreted my "sex here I cum" remark. I don't mean right now, I still mean when all of my scabs are clearly gone and there are no more new bumps, but that could be sooner that I thought IF no more bumps come up.

FML.

If you are tearing them open with your bare hands, do not be surprised if they start appearing every damn place else that you touch yourself.

Look, think of Molloscum as freelance chicken pox. And what did Mother tell you not to do when you had chicken pox?

*shakes head*

see bagman be careful what you wish for.. YOU JUST MIGHT GET IT!
then it (sex) is like air.. you don't miss it until you're not getting it anymore..

CST: I want a threesome with the Weasley twins (Ron's brothers/ the redheaded twins from Harry Potter)!

I'd take on Professor Snape. That's right, did you see him in Robin Hood? Hot.

Agreed on Snape.  I actually had a sex dream about Sam Rockwell last night.  The character I dreamed of was the one he played in the movie Moon... before he got sick.  It was the most random dream.

HAHAHA the patch on his right says SaRang Engineering Crew.

Sa Rang means "love"... HAHAHA he's a man ho...

He can be a man ho with me, I have no problems with that what-so-ever.

Check this out.  The alternative to Kegels:

http://www.jadeeggs.com/

I bet they click-clack together when you walk...

DONGS ARE SERIOUS BUSINESS.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=37.msg52927#msg52927

CST:  I could be having the craziest, dirtiest, nastiest sex of my life right now.....if that giant cunt didn't give me her friends.

Dude, I was told yesterday that she thinks it would be hot to go see a fucking donkey show, but she would have to masturbate directly afterwards.  I shed a tear and gave her a hug.

*Just happened:
Rellik Eerps (6:37:18 PM): Thinking about the donkey show
Her (6:37:31 PM): omg dirty!!!
Rellik Eerps (6:37:37 PM): Heh
Her (6:38:23 PM): mmmmmmm hehehe
Rellik Eerps (6:38:42 PM): Hehehehe
Her (6:38:59 PM): now i have to watch porn!
Rellik Eerps (6:39:24 PM): You do that.....abuse the fuck out of your clit if need be
Her (6:39:35 PM): i think im gonna

CST:

Her (6:48:13 PM): do you ever think that it would be fun to pretend like you had a porn company... make movies and pay girls and call it porn instead of prostitution but because they were getting paid they would do a bunch of stuff
Rellik Eerps (6:48:35 PM): That would be awesome
Rellik Eerps (6:48:42 PM): I wanna be a porn director so bad
Her (6:48:56 PM): that would HAVE to work ya know
Rellik Eerps (6:49:32 PM): Yeah
Rellik Eerps (6:49:39 PM): It would be so worth it
Her (6:51:04 PM): yeah it would get some pissed off teen who wants to be bad pay her some money to get naked and fucked
Rellik Eerps (6:51:22 PM): Fuck yeah
Her (6:51:44 PM): its like prostitution but when it's filmed it's porn XD
Rellik Eerps (6:51:44 PM): It all has to end with her being cum drenched
Her (6:53:08 PM): i wonder if i could "cast" girls for "porn" and degrade them a lot the entire time and make them get naked for me and just show me their pussy in the most inhuman ways.
Rellik Eerps (6:53:57 PM): I'd have a much easier time recruiting girls for my porn if I had you to help me
Her (6:54:53 PM): im kinda just interested in telling them to take their clothes off and then making them spread their legs or bend over while i inspected their pussy for some reason... maybe figure out a valid reason why i needed to fuck them with a strap on
Rellik Eerps (6:55:18 PM): Hahaha, so awesome

I'm glad someone likes these women

current sex thought: not going to have sex for a few days. must buy batteries.

P!nk - Heartbreaker

CST-  Why God?  Why are you smiting me with cramps?  Why do I have a feeling you are going to ruin my chances of boning when I want to in the near future with a period?  Oh and God, why is that hot guy in my lit class so hot?

 is this what the Lord teacheth?

I bet they click-clack together when you walk...

I liked the Engrish..."Is you sex life fun? How about waking it up...naturally."

I would try jade eggs.

I'm going to buy some jade eggs and sexperiment with myself.

Just to prove a point:

Jeremy
do you toss saled?
7:17pm

Sasha
I have
I have had boyfriends you know
7:17pm

Jeremy
do yu like it/
7:17pm

Sasha
and I lived in san francisco
7:17pm

Jeremy
lmao
7:17pm

Jeremy
i love getting my ass licked and fingered

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I think that just hipster looking guys like it, fags.