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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


Current SEX thoughts(Read 690375 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2010 on: November 28, 2009, 11:11:26 PM
On this and the Protestant/Catholic we're just never going to agree. But you're still the man...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2011 on: November 29, 2009, 02:14:17 AM
It'd be boring otherwise...

Look at it this way, money is a tool, a means to an end. It isnt the end, at least not for me.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2012 on: November 29, 2009, 03:35:12 AM
I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.

Go ahead and edit this to how you all feel this fits me ....
Tricky? Lucas? Anyone?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2013 on: November 29, 2009, 04:44:41 AM
I'm an employed world traveler and a dedicated hedonist. Money is useful.

Go ahead and edit this to how you all feel this fits me ....
Tricky? Lucas? Anyone?

I'm useful.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2014 on: November 29, 2009, 04:52:14 AM
ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDD ....
... swing and a miss!!!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2015 on: November 29, 2009, 05:27:53 AM
Remove the word 'all' from your post and it is accurate.  I'm in an honest mood.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2016 on: November 29, 2009, 10:46:49 AM
I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

Bagman has made a LOT of threads that you can use as a guidebook for getting around social awkwardness and getting laid.

I mean, a year ago, he was still a virgin with two cats and no girlfriend.  Now, he's caught an STI, had sex with a fat girl on a couch, and puts his finger in girls' butts!

I say, if you want to get laid, just follow his lead.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2017 on: November 29, 2009, 10:48:33 AM
I'm an employed hedonist. Travel is overrated.

^^ this is intended to describe Thrash, not me.  Mine would be something like:

I'm employed. Money is useful.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2009, 11:01:55 AM by taiko »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2018 on: November 29, 2009, 10:53:24 AM
I'll remember that when I'm sailing in a gale... without you.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2019 on: November 29, 2009, 11:16:53 AM
CST-  Let the games begin!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2020 on: November 29, 2009, 12:54:46 PM
Which games?
The fun ones, or the, now, legal ones?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2021 on: November 29, 2009, 05:11:30 PM
Oh, I was referring to the fun ones. 



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2022 on: November 29, 2009, 05:17:52 PM
I broke up with my boyfriend of 10 years a few months ago and i'm too socially awkward to find someone else.

Bagman has made a LOT of threads that you can use as a guidebook for getting around social awkwardness and getting laid.

I mean, a year ago, he was still a virgin with two cats and no girlfriend.  Now, he's caught an STI, had sex with a fat girl on a couch, and puts his finger in girls' butts!

I say, if you want to get laid, just follow his lead.

 :D



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2023 on: November 29, 2009, 05:57:04 PM
Odd to read after I just read the whole "Experiment!" thread ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2024 on: November 29, 2009, 06:12:18 PM
Odd to read after I just read the whole "Experiment!" thread ...

The worst part of that thread:  9 pages long, and the 9th page was not archived.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2025 on: November 29, 2009, 06:23:43 PM
I know ...
I was pissed to find that out ...

I mean, fuck page 6, right; but page 9?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2026 on: November 29, 2009, 06:31:44 PM
I mean, fuck page 6, right; but page 9?

There's a criminally humorous and on-topic joke there.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2027 on: November 29, 2009, 06:43:07 PM
Heh ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2028 on: December 03, 2009, 07:40:39 PM
We must never forget:
http://free2g1c.com/
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2029 on: December 05, 2009, 03:09:02 PM
I was thinking about this today.  All guys should stay in decent shape forever.  If you are fat or overweight you just don't have the stamina to fuck well. 



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2030 on: December 05, 2009, 04:17:57 PM
In the voice of The Shoveler, "I fuck well."



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2031 on: December 05, 2009, 05:04:20 PM
Perhaps but fat girls not only fuck well they enjoy being well-fucked.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2032 on: December 05, 2009, 05:24:21 PM
I just don't see how a fat girl can fuck well.  I think it would be like the tortoise and the Sasha if one was to compare it.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2033 on: December 05, 2009, 08:11:45 PM


eehnn
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2034 on: December 05, 2009, 08:51:54 PM
Perhaps but fat girls not only fuck well they enjoy being well-fucked.

This man knows what he's talking about.

 ;)



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2035 on: December 05, 2009, 09:25:13 PM
actually nevermind.. if i knew how to fuck well i probably wouldn't have been cheated on.  :-[

teach me the tricks of the trade 13chems!




Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2036 on: December 05, 2009, 09:36:22 PM
If you didnt know how to fuck well he probably wouldnt have stuck around for 10 years.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2037 on: December 05, 2009, 09:39:27 PM
For all we know he traded up to her. Post his pic twat.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2038 on: December 06, 2009, 01:09:21 AM
Post his pic twat.

No. He'd be pissed if he found out.

yeah.. he totally traded up. She's young and has bigger tits.

 :-\ i will go cry now.



Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2039 on: December 06, 2009, 01:12:21 AM
actually nevermind.. if i knew how to fuck well i probably wouldn't have been cheated on.  :-[

teach me the tricks of the trade 13chems!



In your faces bitches!

I've never been with anyone for ten years, but guys typically stay around for a few years until I give them the boot.  I found out today that one of my boys that was in rotation is dating that mega ho who I have posted a pic of before.  Thank god he started fucking her after we stopped having relations.  She has fucked ten times more people than I have and she's three years younger.  Plus she's had a few abortions and countless STD's.

Commie:  You could probably get someone better looking and cooler, he's just got you down.  I guess you and I are similar.  I can't cut off my ex out of the fear of being alone.  My friend told me yesterday that I need to let someone else have a shot at loving me.