You need to things Fyre: Duct tape and a good deep dickin'.

Although i imagine you're correct,

How much duct tape would it take to,

well,,

stiffle you?

Mang, i even SUCK at being a dominatrix

And i was BORN to do THAT!!!

I like to wax my balls with rolls of duct tape.  Feels great.

Keepin' it smooth with the Chadmeister!

Aaron had me roll out and rip out all his ginge fur so he was more aerodynamic in the water when sailing.

The sacrifices we make for our art...

This is so stoopid,

but i never realized that men shaved their privates until y'all subjected me to the pics.

Which, i can't lie, were pretty mesmerizing ...  gulp



Hmmm?

WTF???

Are y'all still here???

Whatever you're drinking, I want some.

Shaving a pussy is like paint rolling a wall.

Shaving a dick and balls is like trying to paint a moving squirrel.

Shaving a dick and balls is like trying to paint a rabid cat with a habanero up its ass.

Shaving for me is ridiculously difficult.  There are too many folds and delicate areas.  That is why I don't do it.  I think guys shave their pubes off to make their dick look bigger.

Shaving the pubes off around the base of your dick 'makes your dick look bigger'.  The rest doesn't really effect it in the same optical illusion sense.

Having smooth balls and the area around there being cleared feels good and makes oral sex better and less dicey for whoever is giving it to you.

I generally keep the upper bush trimmed but not shaved, because keeping a little bit up top feels good when banging deep into a vagina.

e: Also, a pair of balls are pretty much all delicate folds that constantly move around.  It's not even comparable.  Even if you have roast beef flaps it can't possibly be more difficult to shave a pussy than male genitalia.  I bet I could shave a pussy in under 2 minutes.  It takes about 20 minutes to do a similar job on my shit.

Two minutes?  Yea, right.  Even when factoring in the fact that you have to shave the balloon knot area to make it look cohesive?!

Sounds like a challenge to me.

I'll let you shave me when 90% of your income goes to me.

I bet I could find another woman to shave for as little as half of my income.

I know several who'd let me do it for free if I tackle them and tie them spread eagle to a bicycle rack.

Yea and they are all old and fat.

I bet I could find another woman to shave for as little as half of my income.

Hahahaha!

Yea and they are all old and fat.

No actually they aren't, which is why I haven't done it.

Admitting it is half the solution ...

Yea and they are all old and fat.

No actually they aren't, which is why I haven't done it.

 

I haven't had sex in a few months.. maybe 4.. i'm not sure i've lost track.. but! i'm getting real good at masturbation.



best $14 dollars ever spent!

ct: any guy who asks for a blow job with a hairy dick is getting bit. hard.

Hey stalker. Yes I mean you. How's it goin'?

damnit.. every time i see ct i think you guys are talking about me in short hand.

I thought it was commentary about Connecticut. Because, you know, Connecticut's For Fuckin'

ct: any guy who asks for a blow job with a hairy dick is getting bit. hard.

You're in luck because I shaved all the edible parts tonight just for you.

ct: any guy who asks for a blow job with a hairy dick is getting bit. hard.

you aren't attractive enough for me to shave my face, let alone my balls

OH SNAP!