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Current SEX thoughts(Read 689875 times)
Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2220 on: January 06, 2010, 08:03:29 PM
Px, plz.
kthx
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2221 on: January 06, 2010, 10:37:03 PM
Seriously.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2222 on: January 06, 2010, 11:07:23 PM
Uhm, dude ...

Quote from: Daddy on January 06, 2010, 10:37:03 PM
Srzly.

Don't make the same mistake again, please ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2223 on: January 06, 2010, 11:34:58 PM
Verb !
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2224 on: January 07, 2010, 03:35:00 AM
cunt!
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2225 on: January 07, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.  It was funny.  Then I took him home and showed him where babies come from.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2226 on: January 07, 2010, 09:26:51 PM
I was told by a woman today that she wanted to suck my asshole from out of my cockhole. Right when things are looking up at home, too.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2227 on: January 08, 2010, 03:37:31 PM
So you DON'T cheat on your wife?  Your comments can be misleading at times.... and disappointing.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2228 on: January 08, 2010, 06:47:18 PM
Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.

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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2229 on: January 08, 2010, 07:06:28 PM
Men get married knowing they are signing up to a life of sex with only one woman whenever they goddam want to. I say your agreement is null and void and you should exercise your new rights to party like Flynn
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2230 on: January 08, 2010, 07:12:04 PM
Seconded ....

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2231 on: January 08, 2010, 08:02:30 PM
Thirded, especially with an offer like that one.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2232 on: January 08, 2010, 10:11:17 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on January 08, 2010, 06:47:18 PM
Daddy you can't win with these skeezers... if you can't get the boot, you're a loser. If you cheat on your ol' lady you're a fuckhead.



I'm no saint, but I'm not out to hurt anybody, either.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2233 on: January 09, 2010, 04:35:08 AM
How careful are you at not getting caught?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2234 on: January 09, 2010, 11:00:32 AM
There is no reason to think I am doing anything to be caught up in.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2235 on: January 09, 2010, 01:32:36 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 07, 2010, 05:09:04 PM
Last night I took my lover to the gay bar where he was checked out since he has the body of a greek statue.

Including the tiny penis?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2236 on: January 09, 2010, 03:30:59 PM
LULZ
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2237 on: January 09, 2010, 04:34:44 PM
Ha!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2238 on: January 10, 2010, 10:16:39 PM
The cock matches the body.  Grower... not shower.  He has a huge dick.  Are you jealous Gimli?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2239 on: January 11, 2010, 03:25:31 PM
Nah, just making sure you weren't selling yourself short my dear!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2240 on: January 11, 2010, 03:55:47 PM
NEVER!
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2241 on: January 13, 2010, 02:41:02 AM
did you get it in the face?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2242 on: January 13, 2010, 06:39:55 PM
Yeah, and she's trying to figure where it comes out 2 days later ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2243 on: January 13, 2010, 10:14:12 PM
I learned how to say "not in the face" in spanish class today. 
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2244 on: January 13, 2010, 10:16:38 PM
"no a la cara"?

...or am I mixing up my Spanish and Catalan again?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2245 on: January 13, 2010, 10:18:11 PM
Mix it harder Si... harder.
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2246 on: January 13, 2010, 10:19:03 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2247 on: January 14, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Donde esta mis chones?
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Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2248 on: January 14, 2010, 10:01:13 PM
Mas Chilupas!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current SEX thoughts Reply #2249 on: January 15, 2010, 04:05:41 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on January 14, 2010, 09:25:13 PM
Donde esta mis chones?

En la tierra, mojados?
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