I'll make a video when my body looks like this naked:

No heels please.

Why would somebody tattoo underwear on themselves ?

Hahaha I was gonna say the same thing!

Strange you should say that!  I just put down my deposit to get underwear tattoo'd onto me at the end of April.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

tits

Thanks for sharing that with us Ian.

WOW!!!

I just saw some pics of a girl I used to kinda do here and there ...
... she was young (I'm 4 yrs older than her, I think), a little overweight, but cute as a button

It's 14 years later and she's HOTTER THAN ALL FUCK!!!

Thin, trim, and just fucking HOT!!!

WOW!!!
Just fucking WOW!!!

* Thrash swoons *

CST-  Dear Cosmo.... My boyfriend doesn't come anymore from fucking me and his dick gets limp quite often.  Is this because my pussy is too loose?  It's starting to make me doubt if I am even good in bed anymore.  Maybe I've lost my sparkle.

Or maybe you should just bring a friend in so he can play Whack-A-Hole with his pole in any one he wants. That may help him come with you.

Yeah, I know you do anal; if he's still losing it then, it's time to move on ...

Sash I know you have gay friends but must you date them???

hahahaha .....

Problem is solved jerks.

Which way did you go with it?

I complained about it and then it got better.  Then we had epic sex yesterday. 

Oh, well ....
Good for you!

That's odd. I complain about stuff all the time to anyone who'll listen. It's never changed anything.

I can vouch for this.

He was scared stiff.

I think it was intimidation. I am a cruel mistress.

He was scared stiff.

ZING!

ty ty. ~bow.

KYLE UPDATE - 02/25/10:
KYLE TEXTED ME (back) AND LET ME KNOW HE'S (slowly) ON HIS WAY TO MASTERING ANAL;
... SHE EVEN WANTS TO TRY A DP WITH HIS "CLONE COCK"!

We've done it, guys!

^5

aw! our little baggie is growing up.

*sheds tear*

How do you master anal? I thought it was like popping the cherry, one-and-done

Kyle bucks trends.

Or trends bucks.