I'm a Man Slut, Retired.

Sounds like it's time put on that jersey again.

Blow the dust off the crotchless cup and get back in that ass, eh?

BALLS deep.

hahahaha ....

Retiring from this job is not an option.

You may neglect your duties for a period but in the end you'll find you must perform.
They demand it !

Tagged an anal virgin in the ass last night ...
Fuckin' WERD!

Nigger

Nice offset.

hahahaha ...

Now that I am single I don't feel like having sex.  Maybe it's because I had great sex the day before we broke up.  I wish I could keep him as a sex partner.  I guess I will want sex in about a week and I will have to dust off the old rotation machine.  Or masturbate four times a day.

I would like to see that.

I like the wingnut Tru.

This sleazier version kinda makes me uneasy.

Well, that and he said he'd assassinate me once a long time ago.

So did Jeremy and you see where that got him ...

Sasha, you'll always have Aasim as a fallback position. Or you could just reenact this movie, particularly :49 to 1:15...

I Spit on Your Grave 1978

That movie is exactly like my life.  Well last night DG Fuerte and I had sexual relations.  I guess we are going to try and work it out.  He said that he wants to try at least.  I just can't talk to Aasim anymore or have lunch with him.  Aasim is really upset.  I sent him an email telling him that I can't talk to him anymore and he was begging for me to be with him and not DG.  I told him that our relationship was over a long time ago and then he said he could change, etc etc.  Zoomie:  you are right when you say that he will always be there as a fallback position.  That is why is constantly tries to sabotage my current relationships.  He knows that if I am desperate enough or need somebody around he could possibly be that guy. 

Bad position to be in ...

CST: I found out that I'm actually banging TWO married chicks, not just the one ...
... also, my friend met a girl in "The Poker Room" and she's now knocked up

... you can't write this shit, I'm telling you

I didn't mean it in a good way Sasha. I was weakly trying to insult you. Obviously I suck. But yeah, you either shut him out, emasculate him in a tub of hot water or he's going to be irritatingly stuck to you like HSV for the rest of your days. Of course there is a fourth option... Texas has anti-stalking laws. You could put a foot down. On his delicate, brown throat...

That was one of the more fucked up movies I've ever seen.

It was more rapey than anything, not counting Nanking.

It was more rapey than anything, not counting Nanking.

Excellent reference.

It was more rapey than anything, not counting Nanking.

Excellent reference.

I dunno, I find it a tet offensive.

that one wins

Hue think it was a Massacre, but hue are wrong.

Mang!

THIS is MY current sex thought.

But it might not count, since I'm ALSO high AND drunk!  lol

But, THIS:

I'm never telling you fuktards ANYTHING else about how I do or think about sex.

Thank you, Hip, for taking my private thangs out into the world.

You're a betrayer.  As soon as YOU get butt-hurt,

you want to take it out, into public?

Fuck you.  (And NOT in a good way)

Shame on you.

How did hip make your butt probe story public when you did that first? 

CST:  My boyfriend is such a dick.  He keeps accusing me of being shady and fucking other people on the side when I'm not.  Is this the beginning of the end?  It's just so hard to give his crazy jealous ass up because he is epic in bed.  But if he is going to act like a whiny bitch I might as well get rid of him.  There is only room for one whiny bitch in my relationships.

Hahahaha ....

Ok, this time it's from me ...

Of course the only solution is to be the meat in a bf/Aasim sandwich.

It just gets better and better; doesn't it?