Kyle, why ?  Seriously,  W H Y ?

This place is getting too cleaned up and moral.

But here, maybe this will help the horrific image you have witnessed.

Hmmm ...
Both are good ...

... and I ASSURE YOU, I've nothing to do with cleaning this place up!

That might have been my fault. I've been told I seem as innocent and moral as Strawberry Shortcake.
My apologies.

Having sex in 40+ degree temperatures is a bad idea.

I worked for a time at a stupid taco chain. (Not taco bell) One day this guy comes in with his two kids. They were between 10 and 14 probably, both boys. The dad orders some burrito shit, the younger kid orders a kid meal thing.
The teenage son ordered the Vagina Platter. I instantly burst out laughing. The dads face went
Twenty shades of embarrassed. The younger kid was like, don't you mean Fajita Platter?

Having sex in 40+ degree temperatures is a bad idea.

Not here in the states!

I worked for a time at a stupid taco chain. (Not taco bell) One day this guy comes in with his two kids. They were between 10 and 14 probably, both boys. The dad orders some burrito shit, the younger kid orders a kid meal thing.
The teenage son ordered the Vagina Platter. I instantly burst out laughing. The dads face went
Twenty shades of embarrassed. The younger kid was like, don't you mean Fajita Platter?

I'll take a furburger and a backside order of thighs, please ...

Having sex in 40+ degree temperatures is a bad idea.

Not here in the states!

Yeah different scale...

Hey Look! It's my FUCKING hero. Hahahaha

I worked for a time at a stupid taco chain. (Not taco bell) One day this guy comes in with his two kids. They were between 10 and 14 probably, both boys. The dad orders some burrito shit, the younger kid orders a kid meal thing.
The teenage son ordered the Vagina Platter. I instantly burst out laughing. The dads face went
Twenty shades of embarrassed. The younger kid was like, don't you mean Fajita Platter?

I'll take a furburger and a backside order of thighs, please ...

Would you like whale sperm with that?

Yes, spunk you very much ...

- I'm not fucking that snickers bar, wrapper or not.

The wrapper makes it safe!

http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/news/2012/01/06/austin-no-4-best-city-for-dating-in.html

But will I be able to take advantage of this? Unlikely.

I disagree with a few of those figures, however, overall, go for it!

The wrapper makes it safe!

I don't buy it. The snickers bar I referred to was the kind with gooey insides and nuts. Wait. Yeah, it was a candy bar. Hmm.

Uh-huh ...

Don't tell me no one has ever offered to fuck you in the ass with a snickers bar.

I offered to fuck my ex-girlfriend with my chocolate cock that I made for her for Valentine's Day, 2010.



Also,t:

Actually, Kyle's the only one that's offered ....

I really think I'd like to get back into sculpting. I made good grades in high school ceramics class. I sculpted cocks and nude women. I was seen an 'mature' since I didn't giggle like an idiot when firing, glazing, and re-firing the cocks, breasts, thighs and asses. Also, there was a kind of artistic touch in the fact that I exacto-sliced the arms and heads off the women sculptures. The cocks were of all sorts, and equally beautiful.

Post your cock!

This is all I can think about lately.

Posting your cock?

lulz

i'd post my cock but yeah nah

eh changed my mind.

my cocks:

Posting your cock?

Haha dude, I almost died. My lungs had no more air in them. That was the biggest laugh I've had in a long time. I fixed the post; the picture link was fucked up. ahaha still cracking up. Perfectly executed.

tricky, do you use all three at once?

* Thrash bows *

Wow, I actually felt a "gay excitement"