I've met some Philly people who get indignant when you don't know that "I'll have a lager" means a Yuengling.  I went to a handful of hipster parties up there that involved more PBR than I'd care to admit to drinking.

The hipsters in Baltimore drink National Bohemian like everyone else in Baltimore, but beer snobbery is making in-roads. 

more pbr than you care to admin drinking = 1 can?

Yuengling is good, but I'd prefer to drink a belgian wheat. Two different things, but when there's nothing else around a lager will do it.

I never drink coors or bud. Ever.

Redback!

I'll bring more of that for you this time.

Yuengling is good, but I'd prefer to drink a belgian wheat. Two different things, but when there's nothing else around a lager will do it.

I never drink coors or bud. Ever.

Lager is my standard "go to" beer. It's not too expensive and has a lot of flavor AND you can keep drinking it all night. There aren't many beers that meet all of those requirements. Many craft beers taste better, but they cost a lot more and often times they're just too flavorful and filling to be a session beer. Then you have imports, two of which my favorites are Corona and Hoegarden. You can drink either of those all night and I'll gladly take either of those over a Lager, but imports get expensive really fast, which then brings me back to the yummy affordability of Lager.

My thoughts exactly.

God I can't wait till all of your children are 18 so we can drink like it's 2004 again.

God I can't wait till all of your children are 18 21 so we can drink like it's 2004 again with them.

Why wait till they are 21? If they are like their aunt Geek, they'll start at 12.

That's right. I'm their fucking aunt. I've declared it.

Ahh... One day it will be party time again.

We can dream. 

more pbr than you care to admin drinking = 1 can?

It's sad cycle.

Why am I at this party?
Why am I drinking this beer?
Ugh I hate everyone here.
Why am I drinking this beer?
I'm tired of talking to this person.
Why am I drinking this beer?
I'm ready to go but my friend won't leave.
This beer is gross but there's nothing else.
I'm tired of "ironically" listening to bad music.
This beer is terrible.
....

Krsna, if you like Corona, you'd probably like Carib. It's Trinidadian beer.

I like neither, but they taste almost the same.

Negra Modelo is everything Corona should be in a beer....

Some black models are really hot.

Miller High Life, yo.

Keg can Heinekens are good. Cuz if the beer freezes, there's enough leftover space in the novelty-shaped can for the beer to expand and not explode the fucking thing.

Makes for the occasional unintentional beer slushy too.

I'll forgive you the typo of putting "Heineken" in the same sentence as "beer" because you're clearly not thinking clearly right now

Heineken is nowhere near as bad as VB.

If Heineken and VB are the only choices, I might take the water.

Heineken is the best option we have down here. At least the best option we can get regularly.

Not a lot of choice here. And most of the Caribbean beers suck.

What are you paying for a beer up there anyways ?

330ml bottle of non-Dutch Heineken in a bar costs about EC$9, which is about US$3.33

330ml keg-can Dutch Heineken (cold) in a gas station or corner store costs EC$5, which is about US$1.85

Case of 24 330ml keg-can Dutch Heinekens (warm) at a corner store costs EC$85, which is about US$31.50

Same case from my neighbour who runs the company that imports Heineken is EC$75, about US$27.75

Local/Caribbean beers are cheaper but suck.

that's cheaper than buying beer over here

but

the beers are infinitely better. They're even brewed with natural water, not that other kind....

Space Ghost: One thing that's buggin' me. Who's your sister?

Donny Osmond: Marie.

Space Ghost: Yeah. If Marie's a little bit country, and you're a little bit rock and roll... What's the rest of you?

Donny Osmond: I guess if I'm a little bit rock and roll, the rest of me is composed of mostly water.

Space Ghost: Liquid water?

Donny Osmond: It's truth.

Space Ghost: Made from scratch?

Donny Osmond: Yeah.

I like cold beers, but warm ones will do in a pinch.

agreed.

ugh, if you're going to have something at room temperature, get a decent glass of red wine

Agreed. I actually don't even mind red wine at Caribbean room temperature.

Or water, for that matter. Everyone seems to think it's weird that I don't give a shit if water is cold or not. I guess it's a little more refreshing if cold, but if I feel dehydrated, water is water.

The body prefers water to be warm.

Polish beer rules 

but if I feel dehydrated, water is water.

I agree, Si. But Beer? Nice and frosty, please!