Oh yeah, you're sooooo right, I see one plastic dick and I'm all over that shit like white on rice. Because I'm a raging whore who wants cocks from anything and everything.
Oh Tru you're so right! Yeah, you're totally not out of touch with reality at ALL!
And I'm sorry I didn't want to be friends with you before. Why wouldn't I? You and I have so much in common, and probably many things to talk about. Like how all women are dumb whores who just want to get fucked.