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HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA(Read 9297 times)
HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA on: May 03, 2009, 11:25:22 PM
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 11:45:08 AM
marching band?
baton?

what kind of sound does a baton make, for the marching band?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 01:05:59 PM
marching band?
baton?

what kind of sound does a baton make, for the marching band?
Drums I would think.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 01:17:36 PM
Unbelieveable.

This is a drum majorette with baton.


Cretins.
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 01:55:50 PM
Pfft... Marching Band was for losers. *rolls eyes*



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 01:58:19 PM
The band geeks at the high school I attended got laid the most.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #6 on: May 04, 2009, 02:05:18 PM
were either of you baton twirlers?
...just trying to stay on topic.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #7 on: May 04, 2009, 02:08:11 PM
I was in the dance and theater program.  No baton twirling for me.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #8 on: May 04, 2009, 02:11:42 PM
We don't have marching band here. We have cheerleading but it's rather lame.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #9 on: May 04, 2009, 02:41:16 PM
No baton twirling for me.

Riiiiiiiiiight...
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #10 on: May 04, 2009, 05:24:40 PM
The band geeks at the high school I attended got laid the most.

Mine too!  They all hung out in this one group and would hook up with each other.  They got laid more than anyone because they kept it "in the family."



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 05:51:35 PM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 08:29:10 PM
were either of you baton twirlers?
...just trying to stay on topic.

I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 09:03:32 PM
Psh five... that's sick.

But I bet you had the body of a nine-year-old...
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 12:41:43 AM
I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.
*adds name to list of people that will beat off an assailant*
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #15 on: May 05, 2009, 02:50:39 AM
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If there was a fag on your back, would you beat him off?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #16 on: May 05, 2009, 04:57:08 AM
This whole concept is foreign to me.

I went to a technical school, the only extracurricular activities were petty crime.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #17 on: May 05, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
This whole concept is foreign to me.

I went to a technical school, the only extracurricular activities were petty crime.
Technical school? I had to look at wikipedia, so that'd be from 18 - 20? Or 16 - 18?
Kinda seems like college over here.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #18 on: May 05, 2009, 05:42:44 PM
Your school systems are all fucked up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #19 on: May 05, 2009, 05:46:13 PM
I was a majorette in 1st grade. I'd post a pic but I don't want the pedos wacking off to me as a 5 year old.
*adds name to list of people that will beat off an assailant*

I've been known to beat off non-assailants too.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #20 on: May 05, 2009, 06:25:27 PM
... she just prefers the assailing
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #21 on: May 05, 2009, 06:42:24 PM
[insert ass-sailing zoomie gay for sailing etc and so forth joke here]
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #22 on: May 05, 2009, 06:43:12 PM
*Insert Capt Obvious pic here*

Heh ...

I <3 j00, mang!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #23 on: May 05, 2009, 06:46:55 PM
[insert ass-sailing zoomie gay for sailing etc and so forth joke here]

Like you, I consider that an exit, not an entrance. But I do find the proclivities of the other sodomites here quite hilarious.
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #24 on: May 05, 2009, 06:59:23 PM
I'm not as adverse as I once was, but the logistics just seem difficult.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #25 on: May 05, 2009, 06:59:52 PM
Wait, yours ...
... or hers?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #26 on: May 05, 2009, 07:01:11 PM
To quote Howard, "Why not just shove your cock in a dumpster?"
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Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #27 on: May 05, 2009, 10:22:05 PM
I've been known to beat off non-assailants too.
Stories are just stories, though.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #28 on: May 05, 2009, 11:57:48 PM
I've done it a couple of times, and I have to say the lack of consequences(crotch spawn) is nice.

One time we did anal and showered after, and she blew me right after the shower.

That was nice.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: HAHAHA "beats off" HAHAHA Reply #29 on: May 06, 2009, 12:23:25 AM
i totally don't understand this thread.
you treat me like a monologue ho