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How did you meet your current (or last) partner?(Read 13380 times)
Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #30 on: May 04, 2009, 08:10:03 PM
at my office. She showed up a month after I did wearing a tight business suit and glasses and that was that as far as I was concerned
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #31 on: May 04, 2009, 08:29:02 PM
Aww Si that's such a nice story. :)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #32 on: May 04, 2009, 08:34:49 PM
so the pictures did not depict an impossibly cute, petite asian girl?

Nope, just an impossibly cute, slim but not skinny, taller than I am by a half inch, very-mixed-race girl.
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #33 on: May 04, 2009, 08:35:20 PM
Aww Si that's such a nice story. :)

TONKA! :)
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #34 on: May 04, 2009, 08:37:18 PM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #35 on: May 04, 2009, 08:37:54 PM
Mighty dump, that sounds about right.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #36 on: May 04, 2009, 08:57:30 PM
Randomly, on ICQ. He was looking for people (chicks) who had similar interests, music-wise.
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #37 on: May 04, 2009, 09:37:53 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #38 on: May 04, 2009, 10:13:12 PM
hahahaha.
Thats was fucking classic.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #39 on: May 05, 2009, 12:50:30 AM
we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date 

You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...

That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #40 on: May 05, 2009, 07:00:52 AM
I stalked mine until I abducted her.

She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #41 on: May 05, 2009, 01:31:00 PM
I got out.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #42 on: May 05, 2009, 02:59:47 PM
Zoomie killed his last partner.

I guess that's why she doesn't post anymore.




I met my main man at a bar...we were introduced by friends.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #43 on: May 05, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date 

You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...

That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you


I just feel like I'd say no to the suggestion of a wedding as a first date. That's not something I'd go to unless I knew the people getting married or my longtime partner knew the people getting married. Even then, wedding suck.

Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #44 on: May 05, 2009, 05:07:53 PM
almost did that in September!

I play in an orchestra with my current



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #45 on: May 05, 2009, 05:32:12 PM
I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...

Everyone else ...
... cover your anuses!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #46 on: May 05, 2009, 06:04:14 PM
So how'd you meet Brooke?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #47 on: May 05, 2009, 06:16:36 PM
She AIM'd me accidentally from her friend's computer/AIM list ...
We went from there ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #48 on: May 05, 2009, 06:19:27 PM
I typically agree, thrash, but this one is completely different.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #49 on: May 05, 2009, 06:23:31 PM
Oh, I'm not questioning your (professional) ethics, I was just stating mine ...

Rock hard, get some, move on ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #50 on: May 05, 2009, 09:43:22 PM
The suicidal teenager section of Craigslist.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #51 on: May 05, 2009, 11:55:21 PM
I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...

I thought long and hard before approaching her, because if it goes wrong then you're still sitting in the same office.

Then I heard her sing and most of my reason went out the window
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #52 on: May 06, 2009, 01:50:53 AM
Understood ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #53 on: May 06, 2009, 05:44:13 AM
I stalked mine until I abducted her.

She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.
I got out.

Damn, I was wondering why it was so quiet.

Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!

Someone you know, or just any random funeral?



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #54 on: May 06, 2009, 05:52:09 AM
Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!

Someone you know, or just any random funeral?

So, ah were you good friends with the deceased?
« Last Edit: May 06, 2009, 05:52:27 AM by underclass »
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #55 on: May 06, 2009, 11:09:04 AM
You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...
That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you

yes, it did.

edit: was i rolling my face off that day or something? to write such a fuckpile of mush like that? jesus.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2009, 04:32:19 PM by hip »



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #56 on: May 14, 2009, 04:29:45 PM
Well, the one I was with today was from Facebook but I knew him from awhile back.

My last one I met on an online game (I'm such a fucking geek.)



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #57 on: May 15, 2009, 03:34:42 AM
What are you talking about "geek"?  Most of the people on here only meet their dates online.  You are average.



Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #58 on: May 15, 2009, 03:37:03 AM
Yeah, when "shooting the shit" with a bunch of people you "hang out with" at an "online community" I don't think you can really feel too bad about having met someone you "had sex with" online.
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Re: How did you meet your current (or last) partner? Reply #59 on: May 15, 2009, 07:01:46 AM
I had some of the best sex thanks to anti-social.
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