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When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds.  Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off.  People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."

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I [blank] in my [blank] on: May 06, 2009, 10:33:41 AM
Jizz in my Pants
Jizz In My Pants

Puke in my Mouth
Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com

Any other ideas?

I'd like to see a "Jizz in your Mouth" as a retort.
Also, "Poop in my Pants" might be funny if done right.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #1 on: May 06, 2009, 10:39:27 AM
Spit in your face (like your dream!)

Something with felching in it would be good but you can't really felch in something.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
in my dreams?
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
Quote from: tricky on May 06, 2009, 10:39:27 AM
Something with felching in it would be good but you can't really felch in something.
I was gonna say 'just watch me' but I thought I'd check what the word meant first...
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 06:19:27 PM
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #5 on: May 06, 2009, 08:06:45 PM
haha, i love the drunken hijinks on match game.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #6 on: May 06, 2009, 08:31:30 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 06:19:27 PM


I watched at least 6 episodes of that show while I was in the hospital.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #7 on: May 06, 2009, 09:20:26 PM
Yeah I heard they were digging up old Match Game '74 episodes on GSN or some such.

So glad I don't watch TV.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #8 on: May 06, 2009, 09:27:31 PM
GSN also employs a very constantly coked-up [insert name of nerdy kid from that stupid Will Smith sitcom here].
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #9 on: May 06, 2009, 09:38:54 PM
Alfonso Ribiero on COKE???

Now I'm really glad I don't watch TV.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #10 on: May 06, 2009, 09:56:40 PM
Well obviously I have no proof, and might be wrong. But he sure seems like it. You know how cokeheads aren't really themselves, they sort of put up this persona that they want people to see? Like they have kinda automated responses cuz they've decided how they *ought* to act, or more importantly, how they think other people think they ought to act. He seems like that.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #11 on: May 06, 2009, 10:51:52 PM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #12 on: May 06, 2009, 11:17:14 PM
I was reading something about that 2nd video.  Apparently the puke in my mouth video is actually a promo to sell fake engagement rings that girls can wear when they are out clubbing to avoid certain guys.  Check out the chick in the very first scene and then watch the very last 5 seconds of the movie.
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
Yeah, posted this before.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 09:12:24 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
Yeah, posted this before.

you posted it as stand-alone entertainment.  i posted it to start discussion on other spin-offs that could happen.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 09:13:09 AM
Quote from: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 11:17:14 PM
I was reading something about that 2nd video.  Apparently the puke in my mouth video is actually a promo to sell fake engagement rings that girls can wear when they are out clubbing to avoid certain guys.

Guaranteed, that's what it was about.
But, when you make something this extraneously viral, doesn't that defeat the purpose of making a secret ring thing?
people will know about it!
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #16 on: May 07, 2009, 09:13:48 AM
I LAUGH at your JOKE
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 03:12:34 PM
hahha i love the first video
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #18 on: May 07, 2009, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 07, 2009, 09:13:48 AM
I LAUGH at your JOKE
Cheat!

I revel in my ignorance.
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #19 on: May 08, 2009, 12:13:36 AM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 07, 2009, 04:02:48 PM
I revel in my ignorance.
That doesn't go with the beat.  :P
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #20 on: May 08, 2009, 12:24:00 AM
I pee in your mouth
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #21 on: May 08, 2009, 12:55:58 AM
I JIZZ on your SKIRT

(i jizz onyourskirt, i jizz onyour skirt)
« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 12:56:23 AM by eitje »
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #22 on: May 08, 2009, 12:59:08 AM
Quote from: tricky on May 08, 2009, 12:24:00 AM
I pee in your mouth

Is that a promise?
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #23 on: May 08, 2009, 01:08:55 AM
I itch in my crotch.

I don't, actually. I was just really proud of having come up with something to contribute.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #24 on: May 08, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
I cum in your mouth?
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #25 on: May 08, 2009, 01:39:18 AM
Quote from: underclass on May 08, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
I cum in your mouth?
I think that's covered by my original post, "I jizz in your mouth".
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #26 on: May 08, 2009, 01:41:05 AM
OK.

I beat up your thread-nazi self
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #27 on: May 08, 2009, 08:02:02 AM
I kick in your teeth
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #28 on: May 08, 2009, 08:21:45 AM
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Re: I [blank] in my [blank] Reply #29 on: May 08, 2009, 08:24:55 AM
I really hated Blankety Blanks.
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