Hey guys, the trailer is out for that new Megan Fox movie! Check it out!

Ladies, no need to check it out, you can all go directly to discussing how unattractive she is.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Theatrical Trailer #2

i am psyched for this movie! i think megan is actually quite beautiful. i just have issues with her tits. well, that and she's a smidge too skinny. but as long as she keeps some clothes on and has a good bra she's pretty close to perfect.

The funny thing is Michael Bay told her to put some meat on her bones before filming.

Which is good. When she fills out she is less heroin Jolie and more Beckinsale which = boner.

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Yes.

Sweet.

I'll just be thinking about Sarah's boobs the entire time.

I like my gals with a lil more of a figure but yeah.... she's fucktastic. I'd lick her bagel while she lays on the hood of a camaro anyday.

Does she have sex with Optimus Prime in this one?

Not interested otherwise.

I never saw the first one but this looks alright.

Does she have sex with Optimus Prime in this one?

Not interested otherwise.

There may be some kind of autobot circle jerk with her in the middle... but that could just be rumors.

Oh my spunk.

Also, I just got this month's issue of Esquire in the mail today, and guess who's got an awesome spread. Oh yeah, once my reserves are ready to go again (after reading hip's thread I couldn't stop myself), I'm defiling my magazine pages.

Oh my spunk. I'm defiling my magazine pages.

Are you actually going to jizz on those pages or just use them as a visual??

Kyle, that was the first useful thing you've posted in eleven years

Wow. Megan Fox, morning beers, and BBQ? Add in some nice weed and I think you've got like, heaven.

she's super sexy, especially in that video.
if i could combine her whole look and body, but trade out for jessica alba's ass, it just might be my dream body for myself.
i think if i either lost 5lbs or grew an inch, and run more than once a NEVER, i would have it nailed.

fml

EDIT: Fixed the image tags, however, it says they aren't available on the remote server.
(Thrash)

pics no worky.

I noticed that after I edited the image tags and made the last one a link instead of a pic ...

Megan Foxy jerky no worky

Wow. Megan Fox, morning beers, and BBQ? Add in some nice weed and I think you've got like, heaven.

Amen.

Except the beer she was drinking was some kinda shitty lite domestic. Yech.

Dude, are you seriously going to snub that scenario just because the beer was crappy?

Yes.

Its like the Kirsten Scott Thomas test.

Dude, are you seriously going to snub that scenario just because the beer was crappy?

Hell no.

I always roll with my own drinks anyway. And weed.

amen, but peep this: i showed up at an after hours last night when i finally closed my bar, and first i stopped home and grabbed...

1. one bowl + a little bit o' weed
2. two beers for drinkin'

...and i got hollered at because i brought all my own, and should've apparently been in the know that they had me covered on the afore-mentioned party bases. i like to be a good guest is all. keep the shouting to a minimum, thanks.

that's stupid - bitch out someone for buying their own booze?

I normally show up at serious benders with a flagon of sake these days. You know that at 2am, when all the other stuff runs out, everybody will be your friend and get you high out of gratitude.

smart! i'm stealing that.

One of the hottest pictures of Megan ever.

Disagree. The fact that she can get to that angle is pretty cool, but the angle itself isn't nearly as attractive as a more "normal" look.

Plus Transformers 2 was absolute SHITE. Even Megan Fox couldn't save that piece of crap.

Doesnt even look like her to me.

I watched Trans 2 the other week... Even with my big screen the fights were hard to follow.  The plot was easy to follow... Go here > fight > go there > fight > blahblah.