I havent spoken a word since Tuesday evening. It's now 8.51 am Friday. This is nowhere near a record for me. What's the longest you have gone with uttering a word ?

I'm a woman I'm always fucking talking. I even talk while I fuck... even though it's mainly short sentences or commands. Like.. "Fuck my ass harder!" or "Treat me like a whore!".

outside of "NO!" and "ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL YOURSELF?!"

that would be, early this morning.

I had a week at Uni in mid-terms when I didn't go home but stayed in my room and studied and did assignments and stuff. I don't think I spoke a work for about 5 days

Probably a couple of weeks, during the first year I was living alone in Utah. 

Hmm I'm not sure. Probably I've gone a weekend without talking at all. But I can't remember.

I talk to my cat and myself all the time.

I talk to my cat and myself all the time.

That's a crazy-indicator. 

a few hours, at most. even then, i probably talk to myself. i like noise.

I probably have gone a few days without talking, if that doesn't count a few mumbles to myself.

I talk to my cat and myself all the time.

That's a crazy-indicator. 

I think it's ok up to 3 cats, after that, it's crazy.

I'm rarely ever given the chance to be quiet.   

I speak and entertain for part of my living; I also own a computer store so I'm always speaking to those working for me ...

13 hours? I think that's the longest I've ever slept. If not 12.

6 am Saturday. Still no words.

I don't talk to my staff at all anymore. There's only 2 of them now. Let one go 2 weeks ago. Who needs a job ?

If I can do it from the US, me!

Right; can I "meeting" it in?

If I did the cloud thing, you could tricky. It's keeping all the emails from ebay from getting fucked up, thats the issue. Then again, theres alot of basic label research to be done which doesnt need "meeting" but would be a pain in the ass without it. Wait another nine months and I'll give you commision gig re-writing all the vintage/retro listings for my clothing eye-candy website.

That actually sounds fun. I'm good at describing clothing.

Wow, this is almost custom-tailored to you ...
(no pun intended)

you are all homos. direct gay reference intended.

you are all homos. direct gay reference intended.

you too, skank. 

Shit dude, I can't go like an hour without talking.

I live by myself at the moment, so I just say randoms words so I don't "forget how to talk", or I talk to my cat.

Tuesday morning 4.36 am, still nothing. I almost did last night though. Tomorrow I go into work, i might get cornered and have to speak.

I just say randoms words so I don't "forget how to talk", or I talk to my cat.

I did that when I first lived on my own.

My house used to be the local hangout spot, cuz I was the only one of my friends who had his own place. For a couple of years it was the opposite of lonely or quiet. Then I kicked everyone the fuck out cuz I was sick of it all.

For the first few days, I had to keep the TV on as background noise or the place felt really weird and silent.

I like silent.

I like relative silence. White noise is good. I can't sleep if it's dead quiet, there's always some sort of noise around here. Tree frogs, crickets, A/C unit. Last night we had rain, which sounds awesome on my galvanized roof.

i have a small desk fan going in my room at all times, year round. i have a hard time falling asleep without the constant, just barely audible whir of the fan blades.

whirrrrrrrrrrrrr.....

just thinking about it makes me sleepy.

hm.. I hate the silence that takes over. I don't mind the quiet, I prefer it actually but not silence I feel I need to fill.

The only time I can't sleep is when I know I need to get to sleep quickly so I can wake up early. Too stressed.