Also, I can't believe that guy's a professional athlete.

One of 32 starting quarterbacks in the NFL, of all things.

I've given accidental buttsecks a few times.  At least that's what I've assumed when the chick says "Woah there, wrong hole".

well, I'm just a modern guy
of course, I've had it in the ear before

yeah. i've said "wrong one!" quite a few times to guys. it's either difficult for a penis to know by feel where exactly it's going down there sometimes, and/or the boys just really want to put it in my bum.

It's probably both, but most likely it's the former.  I've been known to be WAY off when I'm trying to poke it in without looking.  The peenie only has one tactile sensation: Oooh, that feels good!

My ex boyfriend tried to convince me the other day that Farrah Fawcett got colon cancer because she had way too much butt sex.  I was stoned and I just kept saying, "No way man, you're a liar... no way man."

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=305.0

He ***isn't*** a liar all the time then. 

Just most of the time.

He is a man, so that goes without saying.

Yeah, I'd go with most of the time on this one.

I think the only time I've given surprise buttsecks is when we're going at it too hard and I pull too far out.

The first girl I pecked was my best bud's sister in 7th grade. (12 or 13)

First real, deep kiss was when I was 17 living in Italy. I tricked this very cute girl who lived above us, that in America guys greeted girls with a french kiss hahahaha. True story! My host brother laughed his ass off. So every night, I'd go up to her and french her as a hello.

Ah, Maria Flora...

The first girl I pecked was my best bud's sister in 7th grade. (12 or 13)

First real, deep kiss was when I was 17 living in Italy. I tricked this very cute girl who lived above us, that in America guys greeted girls with a french kiss hahahaha. True story! My host brother laughed his ass off. So every night, I'd go up to her and french her as a hello.

Ah, Maria Flora...

seriously. did someone take over this username? it's all too ridiculous.

No, it's typical flamboyant Bagman if you ask me.

Why do you always have to capitalize my fucking name?

somehow he used to be much easier to ignore.

I was 6 and it was with my best friend.  I had just stumbled upon my grandad's porn stash and tried to demonstrate on her what I saw lmao.  Then a first proper kiss was when I was about 14ish, drunk with a shirtless guy at some party.  Always remembered the fact that he never wore a shirt.  He sucked though.  Actually put me off kissing for a while.

Because I capitalize proper nouns like a person fucking should.

Because I capitalize proper nouns like a person fucking should.

Boo yeah! Take that you non capitalizing scumbag!

Oddly, with capitalization of usernames, I go with however the person type it out. Like there's katie/ hip, krsna, eitje, bagman. Then Thrash, Mosh, etc.

Oh I forgot to put my first kiss on here.  First kiss with a guy, when I was on acid, at 14.  I just learned recently that he is gay and is dating my friend Nigel.

my first kiss was with krsna's penis. he was all "let me put it in your mouth" and i was all "okay, i guess".






that was terribly inappropriate.

It's okay. I'm a doctor.

i just noticed i got another hetero point. wow. those are rare for me, which is so weird considering i'm a girl who clearly loves the cock.

It's probably cause you like blowjobs.

i'd even say i love blowjobs. sloppy and naughty and on the knees and deep throating and a little hair pulling and wrists tied together while you do it and...

i'm going to stop before i'm late for work masturbating to thoughts of blowing my boyfriend in some ultra dirty fashion.

*hands hip a hetero point*

I don't give blowjobs very often, because most guys don't deserve them. 

Oh ...and I'm also not a fat chick.

Well I guess it's official, I'd rather have hip slob my knob than snausha.