One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
You underestimate people's interest in you and your strap-on.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
I just talked to him, he's on the boardwalk with Brooke eating a funnel cake. Just what Luke needs, a funnel cake.
Luke said that Tricky and I are equally as cute. That is a good thing, because that means that when we are in Japan the chances of us having a Vicky Christina Barcelona type situation has now doubled.