I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.
Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=414330
That was the best Dad ever.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.