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tell her if she goes to spain youll burn her house down, nothing says love like a blackened pile of rubble that used to be her parents and all her possessions


MORE SEX PLS THX BY(Read 14202 times)
Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #30 on: May 16, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
Speak for yourself!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #31 on: May 16, 2009, 12:17:36 PM
OK, I don't wanna hear about all the men you've been fucking.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #32 on: May 16, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.
I'm sure their vivid imaginations of your sex life are much worse and creepier than whatever the reality is.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #33 on: May 17, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
Why am I grouped in with Bagman?!!?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #34 on: May 17, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Cuz it's an LG orgy so shut up and take your pants off ...



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #35 on: May 17, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
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Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML
« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 06:21:11 PM by Libertine »
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #36 on: May 17, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
She should have let him show her who her daddy was.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #37 on: May 18, 2009, 01:21:45 AM
she probably did, little slut that she is.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #38 on: May 18, 2009, 01:47:10 AM
I wanna know more! That story wasn't fit for a twitter/sms length FML!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #39 on: May 18, 2009, 02:06:52 AM
Interesting...



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #40 on: May 18, 2009, 09:03:22 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #41 on: May 18, 2009, 10:24:33 AM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #42 on: May 18, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
without literotica.com i would probably save a lot of money on batteries.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #43 on: May 19, 2009, 09:40:37 AM
Rechargeables...



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #44 on: May 19, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
Recharges are the best... highly recommend!!



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #45 on: May 19, 2009, 02:32:25 PM
or the hitachi, it plugs into an electrical outlet.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #46 on: May 19, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
It's a shame they don't make gas powered vibrators.

Oh wait, they do!
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Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #47 on: May 19, 2009, 05:41:42 PM
My next gift to the ladies will be a Hitachi magic wand.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #48 on: May 19, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
I had a Hitachi ghetto blaster with three speakers when I were a lad.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #49 on: May 19, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
Damn, I bet the bitches loved that shit!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #50 on: May 19, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
Oh yeah. I got mad play from the ladies, bumpin' my Michael Jackson and Technotronic and shit. YUH HEARD?!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #51 on: May 19, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
you are so fly.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #52 on: May 19, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
You are THE BOMB DIGGITY!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #53 on: May 19, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
I'm all that and a packet of crisps.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #54 on: May 19, 2009, 06:36:11 PM
*ahem*....chips.  Bag of chips.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #55 on: May 19, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #56 on: May 19, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
Mmmm, fries.  I want me some fried taters!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #57 on: May 19, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
Sprinkle those with a little vinegar and put some ketchup on the side for dipping, and you got yourself some proper-job chips. Throw in some battered haddock and I'm in nostaligic heaven.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #58 on: May 19, 2009, 09:09:37 PM
I'll only refer to fries as chips if there are a couple slabs of haddock beside it.  That makes it fish and chips.  And it also makes it fucking delicious.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY Reply #59 on: May 19, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
You haven't lived until you've had Thrasher's fries...



It takes like 3-4 hours in line to get those things. People come from all around just to get them, it's fucking mad!