Jesus tittyfucking christ.....who the fuck forgot to give Tru his meds? You're supposed to crush his pills up when you put them in his food or he'll just spit them out.
Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.
Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML
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That was the best Dad ever.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.