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The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.

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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #60 on: May 21, 2009, 01:46:17 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
I know!! Me too, it's fucking hawt!! Especially when we look up at you all slutty when we do it.

 :o
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #61 on: May 21, 2009, 03:30:41 AM
Had round 2 with that bad boy today. Had it for a nice 2 hours. Got to defile it so bad Satan himself was shaking his head.

Details soon..
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #62 on: May 21, 2009, 03:41:49 AM
You're gonna make baggy faint.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #63 on: May 21, 2009, 03:43:01 AM
I just might.. hell I wanna faint!
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #64 on: May 21, 2009, 08:42:43 AM
It's all right, guys. She's new around here. She doesn't know any better...
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #65 on: May 21, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:26:35 AM
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #66 on: May 21, 2009, 08:49:27 AM
I'm talking about you, numbnuts.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #67 on: May 21, 2009, 08:52:07 AM
She already knows me more than a lot of you do.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #68 on: May 21, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
Ha ha!



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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #69 on: May 21, 2009, 11:04:30 AM
They are :P
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #70 on: May 21, 2009, 11:28:31 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:26:35 AM
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #71 on: May 21, 2009, 11:30:28 AM
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #72 on: May 21, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
Kyle's arousal or crime scene investigators?
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #73 on: May 21, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
SHHH!!!!
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #74 on: May 21, 2009, 11:42:35 AM
 :-X
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #75 on: May 21, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:28:31 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:26:35 AM
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?

He finds out where you live via the internet and then asks you to go to Costa Rica with him. 
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #76 on: May 21, 2009, 01:04:21 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 15, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
Thanks Joy, you gave me a semi.

Just a semi?? I'll have to try harder next time.


Quote from: Zoomie on May 15, 2009, 10:13:58 AM
OK I'm not spending two years with that thing clamped to my dick no matter who wants it when it's done. Looks like I could roll over in my sleep and impale myself.

Besides, wouldn't it cause stretch marks on the shaft? My peepee is too pretty for stretch marks.

I'm just saying there are options..

And i don't know about the stretch marks... anyone here have two years to waste and a foreskin to gain?? It could be our lil community forum science project. You can remain anonymous with a login titled "Lab Rat" you just have to show lots of pics of your cock before and during the restoration period. And I mean LOTS



you're a fucking genius.
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Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK! Reply #77 on: May 21, 2009, 02:20:06 PM
Danzig, let the woman speak.
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