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Dude, now's your chance. Chris Pine just dumped Olivia Munn. Get your ass in there!
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Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think Danzig wants him?
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I read it originally as: Who's Chris Pine and what makes you think he wants Danzig?
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either works


Dear Thrash(Read 22885 times)
Dear Thrash on: May 16, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
Are you gonna fuck this hoe or what?



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #1 on: May 16, 2009, 10:23:08 AM
He's gone AWOL.

I suspect he's fucking something. Could be a woman. Could be a sheep. Could even be a dude.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 10:31:04 AM
THHHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 11:21:33 AM
Pussy.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 11:48:49 AM
total pussy. DO IT THRASH, YOU WON'T.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 12:13:04 PM
Wait, what hoe are we talking about?  At this rate I'm bound to tap Joygasm before he ever does.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 03:44:31 PM
I would say the dude isn't real, or is a manda, cept I saw him and locked lips with him (buy accident) in person on my front porch.

COurse it's been 8 years...



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
(buy accident)

How much did it cost?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 04:19:55 PM
How does one accidently kiss someone?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 05:01:25 PM
thank god typos are free!

it was a peck. I gave him a hug goodbye, the usual kiss on the cheek while he turned his head towards my cheek and lips locked.
Innocent.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 05:40:06 PM
Pecks don't last 48 seconds, Mel!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #11 on: May 17, 2009, 12:21:25 AM
Alright. The story is out... we made out



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #12 on: May 17, 2009, 12:51:50 AM
Wait, what hoe are we talking about?  At this rate I'm bound to tap Joygasm before he ever does.

Hmmmm ...



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #13 on: May 17, 2009, 12:39:50 PM
Haha.  I'm so ADD.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #14 on: May 17, 2009, 04:54:36 PM
Every time christine makes out with somebody from loaded-gun she lies about it and turns it into a date rape story.
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #15 on: May 17, 2009, 09:57:24 PM
I have never made out with her!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #16 on: May 17, 2009, 10:29:13 PM
Krsna, you mouth raped me outside the trestell. We did not make out despite your amazing memory.
And there's only ONE person on these boards that I made out with on choice! One by mouthrape (hilarious fyi) and one peck by accident.


« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 10:30:23 PM by The Geek »



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #17 on: May 17, 2009, 10:34:26 PM
I've been wondering what form of payment Zoomie was taking for the kitchen work.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #18 on: May 17, 2009, 10:36:28 PM
i might rub my feet on his face!



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #19 on: May 17, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #20 on: May 18, 2009, 01:42:03 AM
Isn't that the same thing.. for Zoomie??



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #21 on: May 18, 2009, 10:11:35 AM
Krsna, you mouth raped me outside the trestell. We did not make out despite your amazing memory.
And there's only ONE person on these boards that I made out with on choice! One by mouthrape (hilarious fyi) and one peck by accident.

I was totally threatening you with mouth rape when you used the most unusual and dubious defense of sticking your tongue in my mouth. I will admit it worked however, because it was exactly the reaction I didn't expect and like, the weirdest thing ever. Kissing your sister is yucky!
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #22 on: May 18, 2009, 10:20:17 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #23 on: May 18, 2009, 10:23:55 AM
I've never mouth raped anyone. That sounds like it might be exciting to do to someone. I almost got mouthraped once myself. It was... weird and awkward. It was NYE, I was hanging out with a male friend who I didn't like in that way. He made the motion to kiss me and it was this weird me pushing him away as he is pulling me to him... this little struggle went on for at least 8 seconds. Then he asked me if he could kiss me on the cheek and I said no. We are not friends anymore.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 10:24:46 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #24 on: May 18, 2009, 10:37:11 AM
Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #25 on: May 18, 2009, 11:04:55 AM
Because he wants to fuck his unborn daughter?
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 11:06:23 AM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #26 on: May 18, 2009, 11:08:29 AM
And his sister too.
Go to these sites, and don't forget to tell your friends!
KimboFever.com
MyWebTrash.com
d00dj00sux0r.com



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #27 on: May 18, 2009, 04:46:21 PM
Oh krsna! YOu're so right! Now I remember. Just like my other defense was for joe to hold me down while you slapped my ass over and over, then climbed up me to make out. Totally worked, too!

Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.




Re: Dear Thrash Reply #28 on: May 18, 2009, 10:01:38 PM

Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.



I agree.

Having your ass grabbed by Dave... PRICELESS!!



Re: Dear Thrash Reply #29 on: May 18, 2009, 10:07:35 PM

Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.



I agree.

Having your ass grabbed by Dave... PRICELESS!!

Ie, free
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.