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PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #60 on: May 20, 2009, 06:51:40 PM

I was implying that you were the one she made out with.
She was implying that your foot fetish was sordid.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #61 on: May 20, 2009, 10:22:21 PM

I think Joygasm is awesomeness!

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #62 on: May 20, 2009, 11:46:26 PM

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #63 on: May 25, 2009, 03:53:51 AM

So, book the flight or not?

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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #64 on: May 25, 2009, 05:15:03 AM

JAX > Narita. Make it happen

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #65 on: May 25, 2009, 02:25:35 PM

Jacksonville's better than Narita?

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #66 on: May 25, 2009, 02:38:03 PM

my first thought as well.
however, i believe it means that narita is going to eat jacksonville.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #67 on: May 25, 2009, 04:51:56 PM

I knew a girl with that name, so, yes, it's possible ...

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #68 on: May 28, 2009, 12:04:25 AM

Quote from: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 05:53:41 PM

Straight women don't take kindly to promiscuous women.

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #69 on: May 28, 2009, 03:46:57 PM

I'm not sure I fully get it ...

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Dear Thrash Reply #70 on: May 28, 2009, 08:51:53 PM

it's a very subtle pun

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #71 on: May 28, 2009, 10:13:06 PM

OK Dave, follow closely...

Gay jacket.

Straight (strait) jacket.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #72 on: May 28, 2009, 11:16:35 PM

it's okay. i totally didn't get it for like an hour. i was literally laying in bed and had one of those eureka moments.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #73 on: May 28, 2009, 11:19:40 PM

you were thinking about me in bed.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #74 on: May 28, 2009, 11:21:26 PM

Luke is implying that you masturbated in your bed while thinking about him, Sarah.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #75 on: May 28, 2009, 11:24:42 PM

i need a pocket sized version of brook. strictly for translation purposes.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #76 on: May 28, 2009, 11:40:09 PM

Quote from: tricky on May 28, 2009, 11:21:26 PM

Luke is implying that you masturbated in your bed while thinking about him, Sarah.

untrue!

I was simply saying:

Jessie Baylin - Was I On Your Mind

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #77 on: May 28, 2009, 11:40:51 PM

Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 28, 2009, 11:24:42 PM

i need a pocket sized version of brook. strictly for translation purposes.

I bet...

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #78 on: May 28, 2009, 11:46:38 PM

Brook, Luke is implying that I want a pocket sized version of you to use for sexual purposes.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #79 on: May 28, 2009, 11:51:14 PM

I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #80 on: May 28, 2009, 11:58:43 PM

Quote from: ms. sarah mascara on May 28, 2009, 11:46:38 PM

Brook, Luke is implying that I want a pocket sized version of you to use for sexual purposes.

untrue!

I was simply thinking about:

Tiamat - Pocket size sun

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #81 on: May 29, 2009, 12:12:05 AM

Quote from: tricky on May 28, 2009, 11:51:14 PM

I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).

Or Joy and I.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #82 on: May 29, 2009, 12:21:14 AM

This is the one place online that I come off sounding unperverted.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #83 on: May 29, 2009, 12:29:09 AM

Quote from: homeless-joe on May 29, 2009, 12:21:14 AM

This is ~~the~~ one of the places online that I come off sounding ~~unperverted~~ confused.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #84 on: May 29, 2009, 06:22:44 PM

Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:13:06 PM

OK Dave, follow closely...

Gay jacket.

Straight (strait) jacket.

I had the same thing Sarah did with this ...

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Dear Thrash Reply #85 on: May 30, 2009, 04:37:22 AM

You wanted to use a pocket sized Tricky for sexual purposes?

Dude, just buy a butt plug.

« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 04:37:37 AM by Mosh »

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #86 on: May 30, 2009, 12:25:46 PM

I didn't get it till it was explained a couple posts later. I was thinking something along the lines of the jacket being so lame that even a drooling mental patient was more attractive. It's now much funnier.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #87 on: May 30, 2009, 12:46:26 PM

Quote from: Mosh on May 30, 2009, 04:37:22 AM

You wanted to use a pocket sized Tricky for sexual purposes?

Dude, just buy a butt plug.

Either would be ok ...

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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM

Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Dear Thrash Reply #88 on: June 10, 2009, 03:02:27 AM

Quote from: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 12:12:05 AM

Quote from: tricky on May 28, 2009, 11:51:14 PM
I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).

Or Joy and I.

We're far from it. I'm like 2 steps away from a convent.

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Re: Dear Thrash Reply #89 on: June 10, 2009, 03:17:39 AM

Quote from: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:02:27 AM

Quote from: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 12:12:05 AM
Quote from: tricky on May 28, 2009, 11:51:14 PM
I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).

Or Joy and I.

We're far from it. I'm like 2 steps away from a convent.

Waiting to pick up innocent men as they walk home from work again, Joy?

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