Krsna, I wouldnt call it VERY lactose intolerant, I'd call it HILARIOUSLY LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
If we eat this buttermilk stuff we'll be fighting for the bathroom and seeing who craps or vomits first!
Now that I'm thinking about it, this seems like a challenge! If you dare me enough, I'll do it. In fact, throw a free milkshake on top and I'll totally do it. Just keep your bathroom and a bucket open.
WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT NOW? IM SO SEXXXY.
On Soy, Soy is SO BAD FOR YOU if you have an estrogen deficiency. Soy mimics estrogen and therefore your body slows down the production thus nullifying any meds you're taking (I learned this the hard way). Avoid if you have this issue, or you're over 45. So YES Chicken stuffed with hormones is far more healthier (for me and others in my situation) than soy products, and higher on the DELICIOUS scale.
... though I love soy and indulge in it here and there (LOVE tofu.)