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don't be such u a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


FIRST POST!!!(Read 4522 times)
FIRST POST!!! on: May 19, 2009, 08:24:09 PM
Wow....I mean, seriously?  People still do this?  Is it some honorable thing to be the first poster?  Apparently not, because most people tell you that you are an idiot and need to STFU if you say "first post".  I don't understand it.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #1 on: May 19, 2009, 08:24:30 PM
FIRST POST!!!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #2 on: May 19, 2009, 08:33:28 PM
FIRST POST!!!

3rd post and 1st quote.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #3 on: May 19, 2009, 10:39:20 PM
What were you on when you came up with this?


FOURTH QUESTION!!!




Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #4 on: May 19, 2009, 10:49:33 PM
Completely sober/high on life
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #5 on: May 19, 2009, 11:02:11 PM
That's so cute. I wish I could get high on life.  :(



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 12:25:30 AM
I'll get you high on life.
through jesus.

that's my penis' name.  ...
« Last Edit: May 20, 2009, 12:25:57 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 12:54:03 AM
I need to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus...

I want to feel his salvation all over my face..



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 01:07:07 AM
You'd love a gangbang with all the L-Gers, wouldn't you?  Fuck....even Bagman.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 01:15:48 AM
Bring it!!



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 01:16:21 AM
eehhnn...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #11 on: May 20, 2009, 01:16:49 AM
well, anyway, there's no real excitement for me when it's not a challenge.
easy cum, easy go, as they say.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #12 on: May 20, 2009, 01:19:01 AM
Hmmm, ask Dave if it's been a challenge for him..



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #13 on: May 20, 2009, 01:20:04 AM
Dave is generally challenged, so I think that's a bogus point of reference.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #14 on: May 20, 2009, 02:17:37 AM
asl?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: FIRST POST!!! Reply #15 on: May 20, 2009, 02:28:08 AM
31/f/maryland